Hey bro i won the lottery
No way bro, thats ming
by chr1stos October 19, 2020
A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.
<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.

<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
by MKL May 13, 2004
A person who has no talent and little knowledge of the job that they perform.
A totally useless person who only exists by getting others to do his work for him. A commercial parasite.
The new I.T. Manager is a total Ming, he spends all day downloading porn!
by Dr Juice February 1, 2004
Justin on the yr 12 trip "05"
Justin you stupid ming, hurry up and get on the boat you ming!
by Andy April 13, 2005
1. (noun) An unpleasant smell, usually of human origin
2. (verb) 1 to smell unpleasant
3. (verb) 2 to be extremely ugly

minger mingpot minging
1. What is that nasty ming?
2. Something mings in here.
3. I can't bear to look at you - you are utterly minging.
by Hugo Baron February 3, 2005
Bruce: Wow, we should move to Chicago. So many mings.
Brice: K.
by Yuki-san September 13, 2007