Crammitol

An illusory “medication” that’s handy to suggest to someone in situations requiring a veiled insult.

Gosh, maybe it would help if you took a Crammitol, I happen to have one right here!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

crammit

a nice mix between crap and damnit.

crammit, I lost my phone.

by mike April 23, 2005

Crapitol

Capitol High School. Rival of Olympia High School, North Thurston High School, and many more high schools in Washington. They think they're all that, but their sports teams are crap. Therefore called "Crapitol."

Crapitol lost AGAIN to North Thuston!" "We have to play Crapitol again? Can't they just accept defeat?!" "Dude, you play like Crapitol!

by moimoimoimoi December 6, 2010

Crapitola

A normally quaint seaside town that turns into a nauseating traffic scene of valley tourist hell during the summer months. Pack your trash bitches!

Yo, I tried to drive home through crapitola on the way home and I threw up in my mouth a little at all those nasty-ass tourists.

by cocofire June 2, 2009

Cramutola

A mammal who is exceedingly large and miserable. Proud owner of a skin tag farm. Prodigious amount of ear wax, also know to eat sauce and leftovers from his shirt when in a restaurant. Worst ever in car business. Fond of saying "you are taking me out", throwing bibles out and telling employees how much they suck. Worst breath ever.
Recently blown out. Frequent visitor to Golden Corral. Douchebag.

Cramutola said"That's a 5 grand bank fee, you ain't got that!
You guys fucking suck!
You are taking me out.
Roby, I'll throw you the fuck out!
I mean FUCK"

by scottbonac October 16, 2010

crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by jesse September 5, 2003