Clampit

A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.

"We live next door to the Clampits"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Clampit

An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!

That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit

by Cathal1982 June 6, 2018

clampit

Ass-backward redneck white people; usu. used by African-Americans when refering to same.

...but I only brought 'em 5 and stuck his ass for 3...do you think that clampit 'd sick his goons on me?

by crazymike December 13, 2004

clampit

A person that is born with more than one head and has one clamped off.

Did you know that Billy is a clampit.

by Alex November 23, 2004

Danny the clampit

Danny the clampit is a lad who walks around gurning and grunting all day long who is also an absolute clampit,

Danny the clampit did this on site today

by The sesh king 2018 January 28, 2019

The Jed Clampit

When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.

He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!

by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 2, 2022

Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

by Summerbees November 3, 2011