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A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.
Clampit by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004
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An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!
That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit
Clampit by Cathal1982 June 6, 2018
Ass-backward redneck white people; usu. used by African-Americans when refering to same.
...but I only brought 'em 5 and stuck his ass for 3...do you think that clampit 'd sick his goons on me?
clampit by crazymike December 13, 2004
A person that is born with more than one head and has one clamped off.
Did you know that Billy is a clampit.
clampit by Alex November 23, 2004

Danny the clampit 

Danny the clampit is a lad who walks around gurning and grunting all day long who is also an absolute clampit,
Danny the clampit did this on site today

The Jed Clampit

When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.
He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!
The Jed Clampit by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 2, 2022

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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