Clabobber

Another word for clitoris. A female sex organ present in mammals, ostriches and a limited number of other animals. In humans, the visible portion – the glans – is at the front junction of the labia minora, above the opening of the urethra.

Sex shop clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: What’s something I can get that’s good for her clabobber

by zxybca August 3, 2020

clobber

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

by kam75xx January 2, 2021

clabber cod

A person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can't do anything correctly.

That dude is such a clabber cod, I bet he has a hard time wipeing his own ass!

by Kreigh January 5, 2005

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Clabber Boy

Tony George, owner and president of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Also known as the Idiot Grandson.

Clabber Boy is the Idiot Grandson.

by Rex Karz September 26, 2003

clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.

"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."

by PD&KS October 3, 2007