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Omg Jamie is such a clabber
Clabber by Ilwlmai May 24, 2019

clabber cod 

A person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can't do anything correctly.
That dude is such a clabber cod, I bet he has a hard time wipeing his own ass!
clabber cod by Kreigh January 5, 2005

Clabber Boy 

Tony George, owner and president of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Also known as the Idiot Grandson.
Clabber Boy is the Idiot Grandson.
Clabber Boy by Rex Karz September 26, 2003

clabber cunt 

A lathered or infected cunt which discharges some form of liquid.
If you get anywhere near her clabber cunt, be sure you have your rain poncho and boots on!

Clabber Jammin

chatting with a group of 3 or more members!! freinds talking about juicy gossip such as "omg becky! Brittany i s such a bitch" yes yes i made this word up!!! muahahahaha

also small group environment trying to help buddy with their kissing fears

mhm im gangsta cuz i make up cool words
"omg how do i kiss?" "were Clabber Jammin about this situation"
"dude!! we need to clabber jam!! hes cheating on me!!"
Clabber Jammin by reindeeer March 19, 2010

clabber ass

A fat woman. Someone who's legs look like cottage cheese.
Hey, look at that clabber ass walking out of the grocery store!
clabber ass by Nathan0432 December 10, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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