Clobberfuck 

1. The utter destruction or domination of people, places, or things. Normally to the max extreme.

2. Overweight couples having intercourse.

1. Professor: "Now students, in one sentence how could you describe the Japanese army's Rape of Nanking?
Student: "It was a clobberfuck, Professor."

2. *audible and rhythmic clapping and fwapping sound behind a closed door*
Bystander: "Sounds like some clobberfucking is going on around here!"

Clobberfuck by Mr. von Steinberg May 18, 2010

Clobberfuck 

1: Huge sword of the blood titan (Noun)

2: A synonym to smash (Verb)

1: "Did you hear about the battle that just happened? Clobberfuck took 27,000 lives!"

2: "Just clobberfuck those bodies in that wood chipper over there."

Clobberfuck by Burdie September 2, 2013

clubberfuck 

When something is fucked beyond comprehension. Can also be used to describe an unidentified being or object which bares no resemblance to anything known to humanity.

Being a versatile word, it can additionally be used to curse.

"It's a frikken clubberfuck!"
"In the distance, right over there. The hell is that clubberfuck?!"
"Clubberfuck that duck!"

clubberfuck by RealFreaq April 10, 2015

clabbersuckin' 

A gathering, party . Usually involves family. ie family reunion

The Hortenstine/Ulrici clabbersuckin' is set for January 6th.

clabbersuckin' by Sachaus December 31, 2017

clobberfaced 

a variant of shitfaced

He was pretty clobberfaced when he was thrown out of a casino for poking a girl in her boob.

clobberfaced by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004

closterfuck 

Scumbag, big shit refering objects.

That car is a closterfuck

closterfuck by XmaxGG October 28, 2015

cloverfuck 

to have the 2008 film Cloverfield ruined by someone revealing the content before having watched it

Alfred almost got cloverfucked when Chris tried to ruin the movie before he was able to catch it in theaters.

cloverfuck by ac624 January 19, 2008