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When you snort the powder bananas but the rainbow wasn’t colorful enough for the next door neighbor, so you have to resort to paying your dogs mortgage off because the child support was covering all the dead puppies in my closet anymore
Dag clabbet I forgot my keys on the ceiling again

Don’t fucking talk to me like that you clab
Clabbet by Tyler Presnell January 5, 2021
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clabber cod 

A person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can't do anything correctly.
That dude is such a clabber cod, I bet he has a hard time wipeing his own ass!
clabber cod by Kreigh January 5, 2005

Clabber Boy 

Tony George, owner and president of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Also known as the Idiot Grandson.
Clabber Boy is the Idiot Grandson.
Clabber Boy by Rex Karz September 26, 2003

Clabbers 

A humongous ass. An ass that looks far too big for its body. So awkward.
"Wow, look at the Clabbers on that guy!"
"Yea, that's a shame..."
Clabbers by Michelle M. March 3, 2009

clabbersuckin' 

A gathering, party . Usually involves family. ie family reunion
The Hortenstine/Ulrici clabbersuckin' is set for January 6th.
clabbersuckin' by Sachaus December 31, 2017

Clabbersacks 

Verb.

When a group of people jump a guy and repeatedly kick him in the balls.
"John was walking down an alley, when he was suddenly clabbersacksed! He spent 2 days in the hospital recovering from his wounds."
Clabbersacks by Mooshooman June 10, 2013

clabberass

A person who is accident prone due to his enormous stupidity
Jack wrecked his car running a red light because green was his favorite color. What a clabberass!
clabberass by karatejoe July 26, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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