Clabbet 

When you snort the powder bananas but the rainbow wasn’t colorful enough for the next door neighbor, so you have to resort to paying your dogs mortgage off because the child support was covering all the dead puppies in my closet anymore

Dag clabbet I forgot my keys on the ceiling again

Don’t fucking talk to me like that you clab

Clabbet by Tyler Presnell January 5, 2021

clabber cod 

A person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can't do anything correctly.

That dude is such a clabber cod, I bet he has a hard time wipeing his own ass!

clabber cod by Kreigh January 5, 2005

Clabber Boy 

Tony George, owner and president of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Also known as the Idiot Grandson.

Clabber Boy is the Idiot Grandson.

Clabber Boy by Rex Karz September 26, 2003

Clabbers 

A humongous ass. An ass that looks far too big for its body. So awkward.

"Wow, look at the Clabbers on that guy!"
"Yea, that's a shame..."

Clabbers by Michelle M. March 3, 2009

clabbersuckin' 

A gathering, party . Usually involves family. ie family reunion

The Hortenstine/Ulrici clabbersuckin' is set for January 6th.

clabbersuckin' by Sachaus December 31, 2017

Clabbersacks 

Verb.

When a group of people jump a guy and repeatedly kick him in the balls.

"John was walking down an alley, when he was suddenly clabbersacksed! He spent 2 days in the hospital recovering from his wounds."

Clabbersacks by Mooshooman June 10, 2013

clabberass

A person who is accident prone due to his enormous stupidity

Jack wrecked his car running a red light because green was his favorite color. What a clabberass!

clabberass by karatejoe July 26, 2009