Cigerette 

Cigerette not to be confused with cigarette being that of a tobacco filled death stick, is actually a clever way to define a joint. "Funny Cigerette" is the common affiliation although Sublime turned the phrase and made it their own. If anyone asks you for a funny cig you know they don't mean a regular cigarette. And further more if you read anything with the word "Cigerette" in it most certainly means weed cig. More of a west coast thing but definitely the way to be incognito about the herb!!!

Hey bro you got a funny cig I can drag on???

Light me up that Cigerette and ill strap shoes on my feet.

Cigerette by The Real sublime June 28, 2014

funny cigerette 

Another word use for joints, particurally by people who do no smoke marijuana

Nonsmoker 1 - Oh goosh, hony is he doing what I think he is doing
Nonsmoker 2 - Yes I believe he has a funny cigerette

funny cigerette by Shiffty August 2, 2006

Human Cigarette Butt 

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.

Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

Human Cigarette Butt by The #1 Joker October 7, 2012

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

going out for cigarettes by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

Cigarette Abuse 

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.

"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray

Cigarette Abuse by JCY60! December 8, 2013

cigarette destructor 

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

cigarette destructor by Telephony February 21, 2013

Buying Cigarettes 

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

Buying Cigarettes by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018