Definitions by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover

Pop Yang 

To talk trash.

Don't pop yang about Smash Mouth. That shit ain't funny.

Pop Yang by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover June 1, 2020

diddly squat

diddly squat ain’t but nuthin’ at all

I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists!

diddly squat by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 19, 2019

Forgetting the Alamo 

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).

Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!

Forgetting the Alamo by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 31, 2019

tough old bird 

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.

tough old bird by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 24, 2019

Texas Hold ‘Em 

The superior form of poker: each player is dealt 2 cards, face down. A round of betting ensues. Then 3 cards are dealt in the middle of the table, face up. Bet. Another card in the middle. Bet. Again. Bet. Your hand is not required to include the initial facedown cards and standard poker rules apply.

If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”

Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.

Let’s play Texas Hold ‘Em

Texas Hold ‘Em by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019

antisong 

A song by a skilled musician trying to make a bad song. The result is a song so bad that it must be genius.

Not to be confused with camp (accidentally bad; ironically good) or parody (a mockery of a good song).

The Rick Roll song is camp.

“Amish Paradise” is a parody song.

“Old Town Road” is an antisong (because only a genius could have made it).

antisong by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019

squirreled 

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)

squirreled by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019