A trick is what whores do for money
Not to be confused with illusion
They're not tricks, Michael! They're illusions!
An academic field created out of thin air and built on a foundation of bullshit. It recruits unsocialized, lesbian undergraduates and teaches them the proper technique for blaming all of their real and imaginary problems on a hypothetical, ancient, patriarchal conspiracy.
Gender Studies should be a fascinating subject but it’s only studied by insane people.
Capitalism for “I love you.”
Thanks for the money, grandma. I love you too.
It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.
It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.
when you’re thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.
Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.
(Verb) To wonderwall is to ruin a nice social event with mediocre guitar playing.
Any party that you wonderwall will be your last party.
(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
You’re just ZONKED