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According to memelore, everyone is going to storm Area 51 on September 20, 2019 and finally meet the aliens.
Everyone did 9/20.
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Get the 9/20 mug.A rhetorical technique used (often by a neurotic undergraduate a with a Yoko Ono tattoo) to deny the existence of irrefutable fact. But this is not its original meaning:
Properly understood, a social construct is a thing that emerges as a result of social interaction. For instance, the price of gold is a social construct—it emerges from the market for gold as an approximation of how society presently values gold in relation to another asset, usually currency.
Social constructs are no less "real" than the price of gold is "real." It's not as real as gold itself, but it's pretty damn real.
Properly understood, a social construct is a thing that emerges as a result of social interaction. For instance, the price of gold is a social construct—it emerges from the market for gold as an approximation of how society presently values gold in relation to another asset, usually currency.
Social constructs are no less "real" than the price of gold is "real." It's not as real as gold itself, but it's pretty damn real.
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Get the squirreled mug.Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019
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If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”
Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.
If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”
Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019
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Not to be confused with camp (accidentally bad; ironically good) or parody (a mockery of a good song).
Not to be confused with camp (accidentally bad; ironically good) or parody (a mockery of a good song).
The Rick Roll song is camp.
“Amish Paradise” is a parody song.
“Old Town Road” is an antisong (because only a genius could have made it).
“Amish Paradise” is a parody song.
“Old Town Road” is an antisong (because only a genius could have made it).
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