BillieJeanIsNotMyLover's definitions

tough old bird

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 24, 2019

Tricks

A trick is what whores do for money.

Not to be confused with illusion

They're not tricks, Michael! They're illusions!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018

Pop Yang

To talk trash.

Don't pop yang about Smash Mouth. That shit ain't funny.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover June 1, 2020

grassy knoll

The greatest knoll you'll ever know.

"What a nice grassy knoll you have here, Governor Connally."

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy is a Supreme Court Justice who has spent so many years straddling a fence in a robe that his insides have been wholly impaled by a wooden post.

Sorry Doctor, but Kennedy, Anthony has come to the ER again with a fencepost up his ass.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 24, 2018

Gender Studies

An academic field created out of thin air and built on a foundation of bullshit. It recruits unsocialized, lesbian undergraduates and teaches them the proper technique for blaming all of their real and imaginary problems on a hypothetical, ancient, patriarchal conspiracy.

Gender Studies should be a fascinating subject but it’s only studied by insane people.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

Shall

A word that exists because "We Will Overcome" doesn't have the same ring to it.

By 'shall,' do you mean 'may' or 'will'?

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018