27 definitions by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 14, 2018
A justification to yourself for a bad decision.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 25, 2019
When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 9, 2019
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 19, 2019