BillieJeanIsNotMyLover's definitions

squirreled

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019

Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy is a Supreme Court Justice who has spent so many years straddling a fence in a robe that his insides have been wholly impaled by a wooden post.

Sorry Doctor, but Kennedy, Anthony has come to the ER again with a fencepost up his ass.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 24, 2018

Pop Yang

To talk trash.

Don't pop yang about Smash Mouth. That shit ain't funny.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover June 1, 2020

jazz

The greatest American invention.

It's about the notes you *don't* play.

A genre of music few white people can handle.

A revolutionary musical genre birthed in New Orleans in the early 20th Century by black. Jazz arose from the folk and spiritual music traditions of freed slaves in the Mississippi Delta, and is the patriarch of blues, R&B, Rock & Roll, and all contemporary popular music.

You hear a lot of Jazz around Christmastime

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

tough old bird

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 24, 2019

Tricks

A trick is what whores do for money.

Not to be confused with illusion

They're not tricks, Michael! They're illusions!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018

Wonderwall

(Verb) To wonderwall is to ruin a nice social event with mediocre guitar playing.

Any party that you wonderwall will be your last party.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018