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Creepy photo, usually taken of a barely legal unsuspecting beautiful girl.
I took a nice chroto of this hot 18-year-old chick in the airport.
Chroto by J. Media June 17, 2010
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No Chromo 

Phrase used after one unknowingly(or not) says something so incestuous, or does something incestuous
Steve: Dude who do you think is the hottest in our class?
Dave:I think my cousin is kinda smokin hot, No chromo though
No Chromo by i 3@t @$$ March 20, 2019

Chromosomia

A dangerous, potentially contagious illness. The symptoms include, but are not limited to:

-Wearing plaid shirts and glasses
-Anime obssesion
-0 social skills
-Lowkey sexism
-Superiority complex
-Hating mainstream music
-Exclusively interested in math and IT
-Unusual fetishes and sexual deviance
-Using emojis like xD, :D, :P and =) even in professional settings
-Using Reddit OR using 4chan and hating Reddit

In severe cases, a person defined as a chromosome might have long hair, have incoherent speech and have stalker tendencies. Or be an incel.
Example 1

Guy1: Aw man, this dude is using xD even in emails to his boss.

Guy2: Shit, might be a severe case of chromosomia.

Example 2

Guy1: Man, this dude is such a chromosome.
Guy2: Right! He's always wearing plaid shirts and talking about how he has such a big brain.
Chromosomia by chromohunter69 October 1, 2020

No Chromo 

Similar to the phrase No Homo. It is said before one engages in an activity that would normally be considered incestuous. After this phrase is spoken any activity involving incest is now completely ok.
It doesn't matter that we are related by blood as long as you say No Chromo.

chronocide 

to kill time, especially when you're completely bored and lazy.
The teacher who didn't come prepared committed chronocide all day long.
chronocide by ADawg GMoney August 30, 2007

chronocracy 

Chronocracy n (Greek khronos, time + Greek kratia, power or rule) Ð rule by the laws of time and by the force of temporality; The act of stealing time by a government from its citizens, by keeping them too busy with non-jobs, to notice the devaluing of their currency, over a longer period of time, making the citizen obligated to perform more and more work, for less actual self yield, as compared to an earlier time, like we see happening though "the eternal crisis" today.

By slowly devaluing money in a citizen's pocket, his time becomes worth less overall, (less money compared to older and more money equals rule by old over new power) thus he must work longer total of hours of his total life, to avoid becoming a persona non grata. Newly born citizens are born in a already divided up world, forever chanceless to come into power over previous gathered, and expanded over time fortunes.
The literal meaning of the word Chronocracy, has changed from original thought.

chronojobi

Something Josh says once on the YouTube channel LGIO.
I’ll give you a chronojobi.
chronojobi by anonymous June 18, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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