chronojobi
I’ll give you a chronojobi.
chronojobi by anonymous June 18, 2021
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Chronological Liam
A man who will haunt your dreams at night. He often spends his days thinking about Chiam Blaster, and showing up in places you’d least expect.
Man- “I dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”
Chronological Liam by Banke February 22, 2020
chronophobic
1. Afraid of time. Scared to think of future changes and eventual death that awaits us all.
2. Afraid of chronic. Dad got high and hit mom when you were a kid, now the sight of chronic gives you the chills and makes you want to throw up in your mouth.
2. Afraid of chronic. Dad got high and hit mom when you were a kid, now the sight of chronic gives you the chills and makes you want to throw up in your mouth.
1. I took a sledgehammer to my clock because I'm chronophobic
2. I took a sledgehammer to some stoner at a party because I'm chronophobic.
2. I took a sledgehammer to some stoner at a party because I'm chronophobic.
chronophobic by G3CKO December 26, 2011
Chronological Respect
A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.
Chronological Respect by Johnny / -the Random Prophet March 20, 2019
Chronologically Stalking
When someone is obsessed with a famous person / actor /actress and stalks them through out the internet by watching all their works from start to end and knowing even the most minute details they themselves were not aware of . watching every movie or tv they starred in even if they came just for few frames in the movie.
Oh god she and her unholy obsession with that actor. if for anyone to know where she has been for the past 2 weeks. well she has been Chronologically Stalking that dude, and bloody hell won't stop talking about him.
Chronologically Stalking by str__fckr November 30, 2019
chronologically enhanced
From the number of years she'd been on the planet the advantages over her younger colleagues was obvious. Age is an enhancement.
She was chronologically enhanced, not the fastest player on the field but the smartest and most wiley.
chronologically enhanced by jmacofearth September 9, 2023
Recursive Chronological-Conceptualization
A concept in which you think about multiple times, and each time you think about it, you think about it in the same steps to reach a conclusion.
A time I experienced recursive chronological-conceptualization, (this was before the Nintendo Switch OLED came out) I thought about ways to improve the shitty stand the Nintendo Switch has, and every time I thought about it, my brain went from a single stand on one side, to two on both sides, to an entire panel across the back and bottom half.
Recursive Chronological-Conceptualization by VictoryGuard August 21, 2022