Christist 

Cult members that are told by a flimflam man that Jesus is in his/their image and that He wants exactly what the shaman at the front of the congregation wants. Christists completely believe that they are Christians but have no ability to understand any actual meaning of any words or intent in the Bible.

Pat Robertson and PTL is a cult and the poor fools that listen to him and send him money are nothing but a bunch of Christists and a danger to democracy.

Christist by Kilgore A Trout November 20, 2014

CHRISBIRTHSARY 

A term combining christmas, a birthday and an anniversary into one occasion requiring only one gift or celebration

happy chrisbirthsary !!
i got this watch for my chrisbirthsary
he's taking me on a cruise for my chrisbirthsary

CHRISBIRTHSARY by Musch40 September 28, 2018

Christi 

An extremely beautiful girl who is also the craziest, funniest girl you'll ever know. She's also very athletic and sporty. She's one of a kind and should never be replaced. You never want to break her heart or you'll regret it forever. She's also a badass... so don't piss her off.

"Bro where's Christi at? I miss her! "
"I wish I never left Christi"
"Christi is one of a kind! I love her!"

Christi by Crazypanda11 August 30, 2017

christia 

Christia is the most gorgeous girl you will ever met in your lifetime with a smile that can melt your heart in seconds, she is very smart, and loyal but has a way of defending herself from being hurt by anyone! She has a great since of humor nd loves music preferably older rap. So if you get your hands on a christia dont mess it up!

"Christia is the most pulchritudinous person you will ever know."

christia by Inccredible May 18, 2016

Christiaan 

Christiaan - Name

Someone with the name Christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. He can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. Though usually surrounded by hoards of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. He is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.

"My day was going pretty rough, but then Christiaan came over and gave me a great pep talk!"

"You can always tell when Christiaan walks into a room. All the chicks flock to him!"

Christiaan by KoalaShark October 1, 2013

Corpus Christi Parish 

A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.

Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!

Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.

Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha

Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo

Corpus Christi Parish by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

Chestist

(n) Chestist, one who practices chestism.

A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.

Hey Team -

I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.

Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Chestist by Leisure Class Hero November 29, 2011