christition 

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"

"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."

christition by Cds June 15, 2004

Chrismotional

Becoming extra emotional at Christmas time.

Crying over hallmark cards, babies opening presents or just nothing at all except it's Christmas. People who become Chrismotional also tend to become extra emotional at Easter, birthdays and New Year's Eve... And any other occasion. If you are friends with a Chrismotional you can probably expect a soppy declaration of love at Christmas.

Chrismotional by EmpressMe December 26, 2013

Christathon 

An annual gathering in the city of London, where participants dress like Jesus and go on a pub crawl via various religiously named bars and pubs. Nominally to raise money for charity, but in reality, to offend as many cranks as possible.

"You going on the Christathon this year?"

"Of course, I built a 9 foot Crucifix with a sound system for just that occaision!"

Christathon by Jonny_yeah April 14, 2009

Christionna 

Beautiful strong queen that knows what she wants in life and will take risks to get it.

Christionna is soon to be throned

Christionna by Sweetie37 November 21, 2021

christinian 

A girl who is really pretty and makes you the happiest person ever. She is the best thing in this world and you would be lucky to have her but sadly shes taken by M3. Their are luckily for you more then one in this world named christinian so be on the look out.

Christinian NOthing more beautiful takes your heart. If Christian her name is a guy you wont have any luck cx. Make sure you know its really her cuz this name is rare for only one reason shes the dream girl of your life.

christinian by ODysselum PLUs Christinian January 12, 2014

chrisitina 

Short little blonde girl who is friends with other short people who are also blonde. She isn’t very smart and all her friends do not know how to spell

Look how Chrisitina she is

chrisitina by Charlie9669 February 6, 2018

Christitis

The pathological fear of Monday's resulting in symptoms or illness or self harm causing time off work.

He is not in the office today because he is suffering from Christitis

Christitis by FinchFin July 18, 2018