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christition

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"
"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."
by Cds June 15, 2004
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Chrismotional

Crying over hallmark cards, babies opening presents or just nothing at all except it's Christmas. People who become Chrismotional also tend to become extra emotional at Easter, birthdays and New Year's Eve... And any other occasion. If you are friends with a Chrismotional you can probably expect a soppy declaration of love at Christmas.
by EmpressMe December 26, 2013
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Christathon

An annual gathering in the city of London, where participants dress like Jesus and go on a pub crawl via various religiously named bars and pubs. Nominally to raise money for charity, but in reality, to offend as many cranks as possible.
"You going on the Christathon this year?"

"Of course, I built a 9 foot Crucifix with a sound system for just that occaision!"
by Jonny_yeah April 14, 2009
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Christionna

Beautiful strong queen that knows what she wants in life and will take risks to get it.
Christionna is soon to be throned
by Sweetie37 November 21, 2021
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christinian

A girl who is really pretty and makes you the happiest person ever. She is the best thing in this world and you would be lucky to have her but sadly shes taken by M3. Their are luckily for you more then one in this world named christinian so be on the look out.
Christinian NOthing more beautiful takes your heart. If Christian her name is a guy you wont have any luck cx. Make sure you know its really her cuz this name is rare for only one reason shes the dream girl of your life.
by ODysselum PLUs Christinian January 12, 2014
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chrisitina

Short little blonde girl who is friends with other short people who are also blonde. She isn’t very smart and all her friends do not know how to spell
Look how Chrisitina she is
by Charlie9669 February 6, 2018
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Christitis

The pathological fear of Monday's resulting in symptoms or illness or self harm causing time off work.
He is not in the office today because he is suffering from Christitis
by FinchFin July 18, 2018
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