christia 

Christia is the most gorgeous girl you will ever met in your lifetime with a smile that can melt your heart in seconds, she is very smart, and loyal but has a way of defending herself from being hurt by anyone! She has a great since of humor nd loves music preferably older rap. So if you get your hands on a christia dont mess it up!

"Christia is the most pulchritudinous person you will ever know."

christia by Inccredible May 18, 2016

Christia Law 

A set of non-secular, faith-based laws accepted by Christians, principally that God's law is above government's laws, but also including faith-based discrimination, women being subordinate to men, rejection of science, opposition to the separation of church and state, among others, although different denominations have different views on these laws.

My son's school wants to teach creationism.
What? Isn't that Christia Law?

Christia Law by TheSaltCityBoy July 18, 2011

Christia And Andrew 

THE GREATEST COUPLE EVER!!

Look at that couple over there. They are such a Christia And Andrew

Christia And Andrew by BIGDADDY695 May 29, 2019

Christia Law 

A governmental regime based on laws of the Christian holy book, the Bible. Commonly used to describe various social stances Christian fundamentalists wish to enshrine into law (e.g., religion in public schools) or prohibit (e.g., women's access to contraception).

When a Christian politician promises to make the laws of the Bible the country's laws, then that politician is promoting Christia Law.

Christia Law by Genunair April 19, 2012

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.

Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 15, 2023

Christabel 

A Christabel is a priceless gift that will come your side in times of need. Most Christabels have a godly side but that won't stop them from being brave. They are pretty, timeless, sexy and hot and loyal. A Christabel would never leave her friends in time of need.

"OMG! Is that Beyonce?"
"No its a Christabel"
*faints*
*revived*
"You are so damn gorgeous!"
"Faints again"

Christabel by R.A Higheels May 10, 2020

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.

Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.

Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014