Christitis

The pathological fear of Monday's resulting in symptoms or illness or self harm causing time off work.

He is not in the office today because he is suffering from Christitis

Christitis by FinchFin July 18, 2018

Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything 

And the final score is Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything. This is a saying by those who supported a noble lost cause.

And the final score is Christians - nothing, Lions - Everything.

Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020

Christmiscuous 

Adj.
1. Christmas-centric promiscuity.
2. To exhibit one's body inappropriately during the holiday season.

Examples
1. A sexy Santa Claus
2. A revealing Christmas sweater
3. Setting: Christmas eve
Character 1:"What happened to you last night, dude?"
Character 2: "I met a girl wearing an awfully Christmiscuous outfit; we made the jingle bells rock."

Christmiscuous by Welch Michaels November 27, 2011

Christinia 

The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever, with the best personality, very quick witted and very smart. Everyone should be lucky enough to meet her just once.

I am so lucky I know Christinia.

Christinia by Dunceboy May 30, 2011

Christians 

Originally people who followed the teachings of Christ and his message of peace and toleration and acceptance of everyone rich or poor, man or woman, or any race. Throughout history some have abused this religion for their own selfish needs, False Prophets lieing to Christians and saying something is God's will when in reality it's their own. In turn this has hurt the religion some and its lost some of its followers. True Chrisitians tolerate everyone and try to teach the gospel of Christ to anyone who wants to learn or follow it. They believe in the Holy Trinity, which consists of God, Christ, and the Holy Ghost being three things while at the same time being one. Sort of like a cube is a cube but at the same time its also squares and also lines put together. True Christians try to help out their fellow man any way possible. Weather that be in the form of donations, food problems, medical help, or just needing a friend.

Mary: "Hey you want to go to the soup kitchen today with me and the other Christians from our church?"

John: "Sure"

Christians by Truespeaker August 19, 2011

christivie 

Christivie's are sweet mature individuals. They are the most helpful friends you can have and always there in time of need. If you have a Christivie in your life then keep onto them as they are very rare individuals.

"I wish I had a Christivie man".

christivie by Lhanzboy March 17, 2017

fundamentalist christians 

Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...

Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."

fundamentalist christians by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004