Christisen 

Last name; originated in Denmark until the name was brought by immigrants to the state of Missouri, where the family settled.

The Christisen family came from a European background.

Christisen by lacedawg January 16, 2009

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.

Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 15, 2023

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.

Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.

Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

christian chim chim 

Park Jimin's stage name in English

Jimin said "Aren't English names always long? Like Christian. How about Christian Chim Chim?"

christian chim chim by JiminIsCuteOkayBye October 19, 2017

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Prestonwood Christian Academy

Mr. Lee is underpaid but

"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)

Prestonwood Christian Academy by Mr. Lee Phd May 9, 2019

Christian Kane

An actor/musician who is known for playing Lindsay on Angel and most recently as "hitter" Eliot Spencer on Leverage. Also, a walking example of sex, especially the bad ass Southern kind. A man with deep blue eyes and a bedroom voice that makes you just melt.

Me: Did you see Leverage last night?
Friend: Christian Kane is perfection!
Me: DUH!!

Christian Kane by Kaniac31 May 20, 2011