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Neatos Cheetos
When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021
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Cheetis • cheetos • cheenis • cheets • Cheesism • Cheesist • Cheetosis • Cheemistan • Cheetosfingers • cheetsss
Coffee Cheetos Chicken
The definition of a Jerma joke.
Coffee Cheetos Chicken by Navybog February 15, 2018
sucking dick for cheetos
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"
sucking dick for cheetos by Black21 October 14, 2013
flaming hot cheetoshit
When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.
I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.
flaming hot cheetoshit by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013
hot cheetos
Probably the most addicting snack that you will ever eat.
Your fingers will be red for the rest of the day, the crumbs under your fingernails are gonna be a bitch to remove, there might be a red line on your bottom lip, but you won't care, you won't care.
Your fingers will be red for the rest of the day, the crumbs under your fingernails are gonna be a bitch to remove, there might be a red line on your bottom lip, but you won't care, you won't care.
hot cheetos by f00k dat January 22, 2007
Cheetos Fingers
Todd Clem, aka Bubba the Love Sponge, first used the term at 98 ROCK after using a Preparation H suppository.
Mike Waters: Bubba, what's that on your fingers?
Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!
Mike: Hemorrhoids?
Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.
Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!
Mike: Hemorrhoids?
Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.
Cheetos Fingers by Bubba Army Troll March 27, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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