Cheetis 

A weird way of saying Cheetos.

Person: “Can I have some Cheetis?”
Person 2: “I don’t know, can you?”
Person: “Just give me some Cheetis!”

Cheetis by Murpy March 11, 2019

Neatos Cheetos 

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Coffee Cheetos Chicken 

The definition of a Jerma joke.

What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!

Coffee Cheetos Chicken by Navybog February 15, 2018

sucking dick for cheetos 

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.

"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

sucking dick for cheetos by Black21 October 14, 2013

flaming hot cheetoshit 

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.

I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.

flaming hot cheetoshit by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013

hot cheetos 

Probably the most addicting snack that you will ever eat.

Your fingers will be red for the rest of the day, the crumbs under your fingernails are gonna be a bitch to remove, there might be a red line on your bottom lip, but you won't care, you won't care.

The limon hot cheetos will kill you.

hot cheetos by f00k dat January 22, 2007

Cheetos Fingers 

Todd Clem, aka Bubba the Love Sponge, first used the term at 98 ROCK after using a Preparation H suppository.

Mike Waters: Bubba, what's that on your fingers?

Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!

Mike: Hemorrhoids?

Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.

Cheetos Fingers by Bubba Army Troll March 27, 2019