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Cheesism 

Cheesism is the belief system based on the teachings of Cheesus (Cheesus Christ). One who identifies with Cheesism is said to be a Cheesist.
Doug - "I believe in Cheesism. That's right, I'm a Cheesist."
Cheesism by cheesus_disciple January 6, 2011

Cheesism 

Cheesism is discrimination towards different kinds of cheese in all forms, more specifically cheesecake
Person 1: hey you like cheesecake
Person 2: nO iT Is NaSTy; i aM aPArT Of tHe cchc
Person 1: wow that is cheesism smh
Cheesism by ccc776 June 2, 2018

Cheesism 

Preferring one or more types of cheese to one or more other cheeses with no bearing in experience. The act of doing this is another for of being cheesist other than just hating all cheese.
A: Gouda is better than Parmesan
B: really, I tried them and thought the opposite but it’s fine if you feel that way
A: you actually tried them?
B: didn’t you?
A: no
B: didn’t know you practiced cheesism
Cheesism by Pokeking275 July 1, 2021

cheeseism 

REVISION OF CHEESEISM
we mobnolies, we are cheesists. we kick ass even though we are plosterblobists. yeh bitch, be jealous.
we worship cheese. we are cheese carvers.
so go tackle an adhesive kangaroo and get stuck to it.
mana: OOO!! ILL BE THE HIGH CHIEF!
kat: YEH! AND ILL BE CHIEF CHEESA!
mana (to natalie): want to join cheeseism?!
natalie: YEH!!
mana: duuude. what a relief. pass the chips.
cheeseism by mighty high chief December 6, 2006

cheesist 

Bob: I hate cheese so much.
Bill: I didn't know you were a cheesist.
cheesist by asdl;fjl August 3, 2009

Cheezism 

The belief system that everything is made of cheese. A belief of which has developed the cheez cult where believers worship the one and only, cheese god which of who lives on the cheese ball in the sky (aka the Moon by idiots). (Obviously its a cheeseball in the sky not the "Moon" ugh)
I am a Cheezist. I believe in Cheezism and believe that everything is made of cheese. Cheezism is the best religion.
Cheezism by Cheezist December 1, 2021