Preferring one or more types of cheese to one or more other cheeses with no bearing in experience. The act of doing this is another for of being cheesist other than just hating all cheese.
A: Gouda is better than Parmesan
B: really, I tried them and thought the opposite but it’s fine if you feel that way
A: you actually tried them?
B: didn’t you?
A: no
B: didn’t know you practiced cheesism
REVISION OF CHEESEISM
we mobnolies, we are cheesists. we kick ass even though we are plosterblobists. yeh bitch, be jealous.
we worship cheese. we are cheese carvers.
so go tackle an adhesivekangaroo and get stuck to it.
mana: OOO!! ILL BE THE HIGH CHIEF!
kat: YEH! AND ILL BE CHIEF CHEESA!
mana (to natalie): want to join cheeseism?!
natalie: YEH!!
mana: duuude. what a relief. pass the chips.
The belief system that everything is made of cheese. A belief of which has developed the cheez cult where believers worship the one and only, cheese god which of who lives on the cheese ball in the sky (aka the Moon by idiots). (Obviously its a cheeseball in the sky not the "Moon" ugh)