6 definitions by Microwaved Fork

Penis Popper

A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.

Dominic: Damn Sarah is such a hottie
Rudra: Yeah but she is a penis popper
Dominic: Yikes

by Microwaved Fork August 9, 2021

consupulate

When something is so nasty it defies even the foulest of words.

Joe: I would rather circumcise a rabid cat then do the homework
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*

by Microwaved Fork February 13, 2021

Neatos Cheetos

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Salami Hands

When you look at your hands after a while and they kinda look like those white chunks in salami. Usually, after sweating or exercise.

Dominic: Dude I hate science experiments, I always get salami hands when I take my gloves off .
Jared: Stop following Microwaved Fork on Urban dictionary, he is not funny

by Microwaved Fork September 18, 2021

xXusernameXx

The coolest template for creating a username, asserting domincance in any server you join. Other varients include xX_username_Xx or XxusernamexX.

Coolboy47: Damn I wish I was as cool as xXCoolboyXx
xXCoolboy47Xx: *sunglasses reaction* Its thanks to this awesome definition on urbandictionary, xXusernameXx

by Microwaved Fork August 16, 2021

Green Bees

Bees that are green.

*buzzing noises*
Nathan: DO I HEAR THE BEES THAT MADE THE BEEKEEPER GO “damn these green bees do be bees with green knees that these green knees bees green make green bees go green knees green bees”
Everyone: Not again…

by Microwaved Fork July 31, 2021