Cheetosfingers

Cheetos- is a brand of cheese-flavored, puffed cornmeal snack made by Frito-Lay.

Cheetos come in a variety of different flavors such as but not limited to: Crunchy Cheetos, Cheetos Puffies, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, Flamin' Hot Cheetos con Limon, and Xxtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Your hand has fingers which are used for picking up things such as chips, Xbox one controller, iPhone, and TV remote.

Cheetosfingers is the way your fingers look after eating a bag of Cheetos without licking off your fingers. The appearance of orange or red powder mixed with grease at the tips of your fingers. Can be used to wipe off on girlfriend or dog. May also be licked off and enjoyed for your own pleasure.

Scenario 1:
Dude eating a bag of Cheetos: "Hey bra let me get that iPhone I needa call my gurl!"
Dude with iPhone: "Oh hell nah Man! you better wash of them Cheetosfingers before you touch my shit!"

Scenario 2: Kid eating bag of Cheetos: "Here your turn to play the Xbox." (throws Xbox controller to friend) Friend: "Mannnnnnn......... WTH this controller is all orange and shit with your Cheetosfingers! You need to wash them damn fingers tho!"

Cheetosfingers by danayboy253 July 28, 2014

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Cheetos Fingers

Todd Clem, aka Bubba the Love Sponge, first used the term at 98 ROCK after using a Preparation H suppository.

Mike Waters: Bubba, what's that on your fingers?

Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!

Mike: Hemorrhoids?

Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.

Cheetos Fingers by Bubba Army Troll March 27, 2019

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Cheetosfingers

Cheetofinger

nasty sticky stuff on your fingers like cheetos.

I wanted to rub my eye but I had Cheetofinger.
I'd date that girl but I'm afraid I'll get Cheetofinger.

Cheetofinger by Grizz1 February 3, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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