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Cheetosfingers

Cheetos- is a brand of cheese-flavored, puffed cornmeal snack made by Frito-Lay.

Cheetos come in a variety of different flavors such as but not limited to: Crunchy Cheetos, Cheetos Puffies, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, Flamin' Hot Cheetos con Limon, and Xxtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Your hand has fingers which are used for picking up things such as chips, Xbox one controller, iPhone, and TV remote.

Cheetosfingers is the way your fingers look after eating a bag of Cheetos without licking off your fingers. The appearance of orange or red powder mixed with grease at the tips of your fingers. Can be used to wipe off on girlfriend or dog. May also be licked off and enjoyed for your own pleasure.
Scenario 1:
Dude eating a bag of Cheetos: "Hey bra let me get that iPhone I needa call my gurl!"
Dude with iPhone: "Oh hell nah Man! you better wash of them Cheetosfingers before you touch my shit!"

Scenario 2: Kid eating bag of Cheetos: "Here your turn to play the Xbox." (throws Xbox controller to friend) Friend: "Mannnnnnn......... WTH this controller is all orange and shit with your Cheetosfingers! You need to wash them damn fingers tho!"
Cheetosfingers by danayboy253 July 28, 2014
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Cheetos Fingers 

Todd Clem, aka Bubba the Love Sponge, first used the term at 98 ROCK after using a Preparation H suppository.
Mike Waters: Bubba, what's that on your fingers?

Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!

Mike: Hemorrhoids?

Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.
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Cheetofinger 

nasty sticky stuff on your fingers like cheetos.
I wanted to rub my eye but I had Cheetofinger.
I'd date that girl but I'm afraid I'll get Cheetofinger.
Cheetofinger by Grizz1 February 3, 2010

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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