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Cheetosfingers

Cheetos- is a brand of cheese-flavored, puffed cornmeal snack made by Frito-Lay.

Cheetos come in a variety of different flavors such as but not limited to: Crunchy Cheetos, Cheetos Puffies, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, Flamin' Hot Cheetos con Limon, and Xxtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Your hand has fingers which are used for picking up things such as chips, Xbox one controller, iPhone, and TV remote.

Cheetosfingers is the way your fingers look after eating a bag of Cheetos without licking off your fingers. The appearance of orange or red powder mixed with grease at the tips of your fingers. Can be used to wipe off on girlfriend or dog. May also be licked off and enjoyed for your own pleasure.
Scenario 1:
Dude eating a bag of Cheetos: "Hey bra let me get that iPhone I needa call my gurl!"
Dude with iPhone: "Oh hell nah Man! you better wash of them Cheetosfingers before you touch my shit!"

Scenario 2: Kid eating bag of Cheetos: "Here your turn to play the Xbox." (throws Xbox controller to friend) Friend: "Mannnnnnn......... WTH this controller is all orange and shit with your Cheetosfingers! You need to wash them damn fingers tho!"
Cheetosfingers by danayboy253 July 28, 2014
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Cheetos Fingers 

Todd Clem, aka Bubba the Love Sponge, first used the term at 98 ROCK after using a Preparation H suppository.
Mike Waters: Bubba, what's that on your fingers?

Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!

Mike: Hemorrhoids?

Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.
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Cheetofinger 

nasty sticky stuff on your fingers like cheetos.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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