Chankling
Chankling by Nice.faaa.whatt May 9, 2022
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changeling
A person who either was switched at birth with a other~wordly baby; or who is truly from another planet.
changeling by Starchylde April 2, 2016
Cackling
Cackling by Cackling queen May 26, 2018
Cackling Hen Society
When two or more people (usually women) block up an aisle at a store to gossip about the usual crap, resulting in annoying all other customers trying to shop in that particular aisle.
two ladies shopping in the same aisle at their local grocery store:
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."
A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."
A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"
Cackling Hen Society by Bigworm13 September 9, 2011
Chandingo
A play on the name Chan (generalized term for an Asian male), and the word Mandingo (a word used to describe a male of African heritage who has a ridiculously large penis.) Chandingo, is used to describe the anomaly that is an Asian male, who has the breadth and length of a large black man's penis. As a result he will be frequently confused for a black man during shower time with other males, and will be exalted by females who marvel at his "Megatron sized schlong".
(Becky pulls Clara to the side and excitedly starts to whisper in her ear)
Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!
Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt like guys with small penises...
Becky: I know but... (tosses head into air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!
Clara: ...
Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara's eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like him...
Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!
Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt like guys with small penises...
Becky: I know but... (tosses head into air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!
Clara: ...
Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara's eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like him...
Chandingo by THELAUGHINGMAN3993 December 11, 2010
cackling hens
When a group (or pair) of visually and vocally reprehensible women (if you can call them that) get together and complain or rather bitch to each other about their meaningless daily lives. They manage to do this at a decible level in which all humans and animals can hear the conversation within a 1 mile radius. This annoying 'cackling' could even wake a Snorlax.
Hen 1: ... oh and let me tell you that i absolutely hated the service there
Hen 2: interrupts girl stop, I got tell you about this place that ruined my lasagna...
Hen 1 & 2: together cackle cackle cackle cackle CACKLE!!! then laugh together annoyingly CCACACACACACACACKLE!!!
Dude Trying to Sleep: Aww fuck. Its those dam Cackling Hens bitching early again and waking my ass up on my day off... kill me now please
Hen 2: interrupts girl stop, I got tell you about this place that ruined my lasagna...
Hen 1 & 2: together cackle cackle cackle cackle CACKLE!!! then laugh together annoyingly CCACACACACACACACKLE!!!
Dude Trying to Sleep: Aww fuck. Its those dam Cackling Hens bitching early again and waking my ass up on my day off... kill me now please
cackling hens by KilsonStreet September 11, 2013
white chalking
To go and murder someone, the "white chalk" referring to the white chalk outline that is left at a crime scene by investigators after someone is murdered and the body is removed.
white chalking by ecksdee_ September 14, 2018
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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