Chanking

Scottish slang meaning extremly cold.

I am chanking!
I would return to Edinburgh but it's fuckin' chanking!

by Coltrane May 25, 2005

Chanking

Chewing loudly with your mouth open. Usual offenders are people chewing gum, or those that have blocked sinuses who are unable to chew with their mouths closed. Name comes from the 'chanka-chanka-chanka' sound of someone doing this.

Just my luck to be stuck on a train full of people chanking loudly on their food.

by ChayD November 9, 2016

Chanking

Chilled out and wanking

Hey guys I'm just home chanking

by Coza coolio April 30, 2021

Chanking

A felling of intense disgust

Watching your dog eat vomit was straight up chanking

by Lazyrays October 26, 2017

Chanking

Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...

"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"

by big_heads June 16, 2009

Chanking

Vomiting or chundering and masturbating at the same time. Usually vomitting on to the sexual organ for lubracation

after seeing alice with no make-up tom had a brutal, sloppy chanking session

by Amy 'the Chonker' Palmer January 14, 2009

chanking

food that is spat out

'im not eating that chanking'

by .heathen. October 30, 2006