Definitions by Bigworm13
Cackling Hen Society
When two or more people (usually women) block up an aisle at a store to gossip about the usual crap, resulting in annoying all other customers trying to shop in that particular aisle.
two ladies shopping in the same aisle at their local grocery store:
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."
A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."
A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"
Cackling Hen Society by Bigworm13 September 9, 2011
Sneaky Jack
Girl to friend "I woke up last night to my guy doing a sneaky jack"
Guy to friend "I couldn't get my girl to wake up last night, so i had to do a sneaky jack"
Guy to friend "I couldn't get my girl to wake up last night, so i had to do a sneaky jack"
Sneaky Jack by Bigworm13 October 3, 2010