Urban Dictionary: ni

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1. Sacred word kept by the Knights of Ni.

Oh, what times are these that passing ruffians will say "Ni!" at will to old ladies?

by Contrary Mary December 08, 2002

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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

by 122445 May 14, 2006

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A word of unknown power, able to cause old ladies to cringe in fear. Those who say it may often be appeased with... A SHRUBBERY.

"Ni!" screeched the black-armored knight. "A shrubbery! Not too big or expensive."

by Juke March 20, 2004

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From the film of Monty python and the holy grail.
The knights who say ni!

ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
RANDOM: Ni!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!

by cRaZyPeNGuiN September 26, 2005

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by Contrary Mary December 08, 2002

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Chinese pinyin for the word 'you'.

Ni Hao!
Ni xi sheng zhi qi!

by Rick james November 20, 2007

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The opposite of "it".

ROBIN: I was looking for it.
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest.
ARTHUR: No, it is far from--
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word!
ARTHUR: Oh, stop it!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again!
ARTHUR: Patsy!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it
again! That's three its!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

by CIURCA June 17, 2005

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