Urban Dictionary: ni

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1. Sacred word kept by the Knights of Ni.

Oh, what times are these that passing ruffians will say "Ni!" at will to old ladies?

by Contrary Mary December 08, 2002

A word of unknown power, able to cause old ladies to cringe in fear. Those who say it may often be appeased with... A SHRUBBERY.

"Ni!" screeched the black-armored knight. "A shrubbery! Not too big or expensive."

by Juke March 20, 2004

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From the film of Monty python and the holy grail.
The knights who say ni!

ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
RANDOM: Ni!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!

#peng #montypython #holygrail #shrubbery #tree

by cRaZyPeNGuiN September 26, 2005

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by Contrary Mary December 08, 2002

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Chinese pinyin for the word 'you'.

Ni Hao!
Ni xi sheng zhi qi!

#ni #hao #sheg zhi qi #you #balls

by Rick james November 20, 2007

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Ni is the Japanese word for two and also sun.

1.Ichi,Ni,San,Shi,Go! (One,two,three,four,five!)
2.Nihon is Japanese for Japan, it means sun origin which means "Where the sun originates from"

#2 #two #sun #japan #japanese

by Bad_the_swordsman December 08, 2005

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The opposite of "it".

ROBIN: I was looking for it.
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest.
ARTHUR: No, it is far from--
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word!
ARTHUR: Oh, stop it!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again!
ARTHUR: Patsy!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it
again! That's three its!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

by CIURCA June 17, 2005

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