lasagna

Either
1. God, in edible form, or
2. the food of the gods.

Lasagna is the best food on this earth.

by Adrian June 07, 2007

lasagna

Namely, the lasagna noodles, with their wavy edges resembling a woman's labia.

I ate her lasagna for hours. Gladly, there was no cottage or ricotta cheese to speak of.

by Mark"roadhouse"Jones September 29, 2010

lasagna

the act of making sweet, sweet love; and in the process, burning the meat dish in the oven.

E: Oh fuck, that cunt burned my pan again.
R: Oh no, was Lisa making lasagna with the guy she met at the bar last night?

by brown bonnet November 09, 2010

lasagna

a bitch called t-series

bitch lasagna bitch lasagna t-series gonna go cry'n to there mama

by die t-series November 14, 2019

lasagna

all i know is that it is an italian dish(food)and Garfield really loved it. i would say,an italian "sheperds" pie.

could i have some lasagna?

by Muts May 17, 2007

lasagna

Left over weed

Bro do you still have that lasagna? lets reheat that shit

by xoxobitchez May 27, 2011

lasagna

Much like the burrito, a sexual act for the female's pleasure/humiliation. Like the burrito, the act consists or fucking her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order, however, there is one difference. In the lasagna, before you stick it in her mouth, you punch her once in the head.

Damn bitch was mouthin' off again at the bar, so when I got her home it was time for her lasagna. But she loves it, she's so great.

by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003