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1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.
I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!
chafed by bt February 20, 2003
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Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.
Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*
Chafed by Dave March 21, 2004
adj. (ʧeɪft)
Something that sucks ass or is bad in general
"Dude did you see his new cut?"

"Yeah bro, that shit is chafed on all cylinders."
Chafed by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

chafed penis 

when you masturbate so much that your dick becomes flaky and peely.
My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.

Chafed Manchester

A sexual maneuver where a female straddles the chest of her male lover and attains climax by rubbing against the male's nipple.
After Todd Donkey Punched Lori, she felt it necessary to wake him up the next morning with a Chafed Manchester.

Chafed Waif 

Geordie (Stanley) expression for an unnappealingly thin girl. Mainly used by those who favour "something to fondle" from a larger and more robust woman.
"Ah Jimbo! No way! She's a chafed waif man!"
Chafed Waif by James April 27, 2006

chafed grundle 

Grundle refers to the balls chode and dick as a whole ... When abraded or abused it becomes a chafed grundle !
These pants are chafeing my grundle big time

Chafed grundle
chafed grundle by DoggWood January 26, 2016
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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