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Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub
by Aldoism October 02, 2016
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When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.
"Dude... So totally chaired man"
by PHeeSH August 21, 2003
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When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."
Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."
by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016
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