by VandyBoys August 20, 2019
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When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.
by Bob Henry The Goat November 8, 2020
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Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."
by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016
Get the chaired mug.When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.
by PHeeSH August 21, 2003
Get the chaired mug.mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats
I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.
by Lisiunia August 11, 2023
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My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
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