When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat
Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.
by VandyBoys August 20, 2019
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When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.
by Bob Henry The Goat November 08, 2020
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Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub
by Aldoism October 02, 2016
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The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.
"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."
by Ceejay44 August 25, 2017
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when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas
"why is the chair talking?"
by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020
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A word used in Ireland and some parts of Britain , is where a male would sit on a chair and the female would sit facing him with her two legs on separate sides and they would kiss for a long time ,the males hands would be grasping the females booty
Tom: How far did you go with Gloria last night?

Jack :She was chairing me for 5 minutes pal.
by Pablokeene89 February 14, 2018
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