crunkless 

you want to get fucked up but don't have the means

she was crunkless last night

crunkless by lil April 12, 2005

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

Crunkfest

An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.

Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.

Crunkfest by mr_natas March 23, 2009

Chunklets 

1. A group of puzzle pieces.
2. Chunky milk.
3. Clump of cottage cheese
4. To throw up little pieces after being slaughtered.

"oh shit I'm about to blow chunklets"
"noami just cut me into chunklets. "
"I'm legit about to puke some chunklets homes"
"homegirl got an axe and hacking about to blow some legit chunklets"
"is that your chunklet boob??"
"it hurts to chunklet. "
"mikey cyrus' hair is in some stringy ass chunklets."

Chunklets by Creeperfestaboh09 April 8, 2009

Crunkleberry Tree 

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"

"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"

Crunkleberry Tree by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

Crushless

The act of being without a crush. Single af. Free. No feelings.

"I'm finally crushless! I let go of those feelings faster than I caught em."

Crushless by 🔥Baby Girl🔥 May 25, 2016

Crunkleberries 

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

Crunkleberries by MojoNojo August 15, 2008