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Cantheism 

The only religion known to worship the cannibis genus of plants. People often mistake rastafarianism for being the worship of marijuana however it is just a christian sect. Cantheism however is the worship of the plant itself and has no other idols/gods. The symbol is the egyptian hyroglyph for hemp.
*Deeps puffs*
*More deep puffs*
*Slight dizzyness*
*cold sweat*
Cantheist: Oh dayummm thats some good green right there thank the plant for cantheism
*whitey*
Cantheism by The skunky funky man December 25, 2007
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cartheist 

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)
"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"
cartheist by BionicDance June 8, 2019

Pantheism 

A belief that God exists in all things, both living and inanimate.
Pantheism is a belief that the universe/nature and God are identical. The word derives from the Ancient Greek: pan meaning "all" and theos meaning "belief that God is all."

pantheism 

From pan (everything) and theism (belief in God). Belief that God IS the Universe, and the Universe IS God. Variations include pandeism (God became the Universe), panentheism (the Universe is part of but not all of God), theopanism (same concept from a different angle, the Universe is God because it is the Universe).
If you believe in pantheism, you don't have to go far to find God because he's everywhere.
pantheism by J.D.G. brj November 9, 2006

pantheism 

The belief in a higher, metaphysical power/force that exists within all life. People who believe in pantheism are known as pantheists.
Pantheism does not directly imply the existence of (an) individual god(s) or deity as a person. It rather implies the existence of a godly essence within all living things. This may or may not imply the existence of an afterlife or fate. Pantheism can either be completely separate from theism, or the two can overlap.
pantheism by Tegeth August 28, 2006
Somebody who worships the cannabis plant religiously. When registering at a thc-ministry one gets an unlimited marijuhana-license because the first Amendment of US-constitution guarantees religious freedom.
Christian: Do you go to church?
Cantheist: No, I smoke shit to worship god.
Cantheist by LukeSkywalker672 January 10, 2009

Kantheism 

Modern Science and the enlightening and healing powers of the Sacred Cannabis plant and other Sacred Entheogens.

Kantheistic Shamanism, known also as The Path of Ecstasy, is the world’s oldest religion. It is a religion, not of dogma, but of experience. It could no more be explained adequately with words than could love-making be explained to the inexperienced virgin. You have to “go there” to understand it in fullness.

"Shamanic ecstasy is the real "Old Time Religion," of which modern churches are but pallid evocations,” Jonathan Ott reminds us. “Shamanic, visionary ecstasy, the mysterium tremendum, the unio mystica, the eternally delightful experience of the universe as energy, is a sine qua non of religion, it is what religion is for! There is no need for faith, it is the ecstatic experience itself that gives one faith in the intrinsic unity and integrity of the universe, in ourselves as integral parts of the whole; that reveals to us the sublime majesty of our universe, and the fluctuant, scintillant, alchemical miracle that is quotidian consciousness. Any religion that requires faith and gives none, that defends against religious experiences, that promulgates the bizarre superstition that humankind is in some way separate, divorced from the rest of creation, that heals not the gaping wound between
Body and Soul, but would tear them asunder... is no religion at all!"
<Person1>: Are you religious?
<Person2>: Yeah my religion is Kantheism
<Person1>: Isn't that some stoner relgion in Amsterdam?
<Person2>: Basically, yeah.
Kantheism by Puritana September 25, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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