A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)
by BionicDance June 8, 2019
Get the cartheist mug.Person 1: "I hope Sara won't be at your party. She always makes me talk to people I'm beefin' with."
Person 2: "Ugh, I know! She's such a cattleist."
Person 2: "Ugh, I know! She's such a cattleist."
by Irasal December 27, 2014
Get the Cattleist mug.Related Words
cartheist
• Cantheist
• Catheist
• Cartist
• carthritis
• Eartheist
• Carterist
• cartistic
• Cattleist
• Chratheist
Somebody who worships the cannabis plant religiously. When registering at a thc-ministry one gets an unlimited marijuhana-license because the first Amendment of US-constitution guarantees religious freedom.
by LukeSkywalker672 January 10, 2009
Get the Cantheist mug.Hi, my name is _______, and I am a cartist.
by I <3 Moriah Elizabeth August 28, 2020
Get the Cartist mug.The only religion known to worship the cannibis genus of plants. People often mistake rastafarianism for being the worship of marijuana however it is just a christian sect. Cantheism however is the worship of the plant itself and has no other idols/gods. The symbol is the egyptian hyroglyph for hemp.
*Deeps puffs*
*More deep puffs*
*Slight dizzyness*
*cold sweat*
Cantheist: Oh dayummm thats some good green right there thank the plant for cantheism
*whitey*
*More deep puffs*
*Slight dizzyness*
*cold sweat*
Cantheist: Oh dayummm thats some good green right there thank the plant for cantheism
*whitey*
by The skunky funky man December 25, 2007
Get the Cantheism mug.Guy 1: I heard Sam say he worships a god named Koi? I can’t find anything on a god named that.
Guy 2: Sam is a creartheist. That must be his own god.
Guy 2: Sam is a creartheist. That must be his own god.
by itsybitsytestimony July 31, 2023
Get the Creartheist mug.when you sit for to long in a car or other such places then try to skate but are stiff from sitting too long
by zebb January 22, 2004
Get the carthritis mug.