cartheist 

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)

"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"

cartheist by BionicDance June 8, 2019

Cattleist 

a person who actively incites a confrontation between two or more persons who share a mutual beef.

Person 1: "I hope Sara won't be at your party. She always makes me talk to people I'm beefin' with."
Person 2: "Ugh, I know! She's such a cattleist."

Cattleist by Irasal December 27, 2014

Cantheist

Somebody who worships the cannabis plant religiously. When registering at a thc-ministry one gets an unlimited marijuhana-license because the first Amendment of US-constitution guarantees religious freedom.

Christian: Do you go to church?
Cantheist: No, I smoke shit to worship god.

Cantheist by LukeSkywalker672 January 10, 2009

Cartist 

When one is a crafter and an artist------- Originally created my Moriah Elizabeth

Hi, my name is _______, and I am a cartist.

Cartist by I <3 Moriah Elizabeth August 28, 2020

Cantheism 

The only religion known to worship the cannibis genus of plants. People often mistake rastafarianism for being the worship of marijuana however it is just a christian sect. Cantheism however is the worship of the plant itself and has no other idols/gods. The symbol is the egyptian hyroglyph for hemp.

*Deeps puffs*
*More deep puffs*
*Slight dizzyness*
*cold sweat*
Cantheist: Oh dayummm thats some good green right there thank the plant for cantheism
*whitey*

Cantheism by The skunky funky man December 25, 2007

Creartheist 

Someone who creates their own god or religion.

Guy 1: I heard Sam say he worships a god named Koi? I can’t find anything on a god named that.
Guy 2: Sam is a creartheist. That must be his own god.

Creartheist by itsybitsytestimony July 31, 2023

carthritis

when you sit for to long in a car or other such places then try to skate but are stiff from sitting too long

Dude, it took us 3 hours to drive here and now i have carthritis

carthritis by zebb January 22, 2004