Cantheist

Somebody who worships the cannabis plant religiously. When registering at a thc-ministry one gets an unlimited marijuhana-license because the first Amendment of US-constitution guarantees religious freedom.

Christian: Do you go to church?
Cantheist: No, I smoke shit to worship god.

Cantheist by LukeSkywalker672 January 10, 2009

cartheist 

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)

"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"

cartheist by BionicDance June 8, 2019

Cattleist 

a person who actively incites a confrontation between two or more persons who share a mutual beef.

Person 1: "I hope Sara won't be at your party. She always makes me talk to people I'm beefin' with."
Person 2: "Ugh, I know! She's such a cattleist."

Cattleist by Irasal December 27, 2014

Pantheistic Solipsistic Buddhism 

Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.

Pretty much true.

Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.

Pantheistic Solipsistic Buddhism

Pantheistic Solipsistic Buddhism by Kongamuse August 27, 2013

pantheist 

The belief that God is everything and that everything is God.

Does not mean that there is no transcendent aspect to nature, merely that every piece is an incarnation of the whole.

Christian: Do you think this pencil is God?
Pantheist: Sure. It's the will to power just like you, the stars, or anything else.

pantheist by Freiheit July 29, 2008

Pantheist 

ORIGIN mid 18th cent.: from pan-‘all’ + Greek theos ‘god’
A person who identifies God as the Cosmos, or immanent in all life, while also claiming the existence of metaphysical energy & forces in Nature. The belief in an afterlife depends completely on the individual, and morally most are pro-life. Describing one as a Pantheist could also be alternatively used in place of Animist, or Pagan.

A woman meditating with Nature could feel the godly forces of healing and enlightenment powering her body.

She must be a Pantheist.

Pantheist by Shapeshifter89 December 29, 2013

Cantheism 

The only religion known to worship the cannibis genus of plants. People often mistake rastafarianism for being the worship of marijuana however it is just a christian sect. Cantheism however is the worship of the plant itself and has no other idols/gods. The symbol is the egyptian hyroglyph for hemp.

*Deeps puffs*
*More deep puffs*
*Slight dizzyness*
*cold sweat*
Cantheist: Oh dayummm thats some good green right there thank the plant for cantheism
*whitey*

Cantheism by The skunky funky man December 25, 2007