catheimers

When your cats forgets that you already fed them.

I fed you an hour ago. Do you have catheimers or something?

catheimers by jctoad December 29, 2005

Cathemeral 

A type of sleep cycle, related to diurnal and nocturnal. It refers to a creature that doesn't sleep JUST at night (like humans) or JUST during the day (like owls and bats), but instead naps at various times, both day AND night, throughout a 24 hour period.

Cats take cat naps because they are cathemeral.

College students often become cathemeral after excessive partying and late-night studying.

Cathemeral by KatrinaLC August 6, 2011

Calzheimers 

A mental disorder where the person effected by it willingly changes their name, and when they do so the memories of the previous memory are forgotten. This mainly only happens in social media and such but severe cases applies in real life.

“My friend got Calzheimers, really bad. He called himself Brad and started kicking people and I’m really mad.”

Calzheimers by TheCalFan January 1, 2020

Chatheimer's 

Chatheimer's is a condition in which one looses the ability to focus on chatroom conversations. It may also be used for someone who comes into a regular chatroom and has said something about someone, but later "can't remember saying that", as to avoid blame placement.

"Did you talk to fjka42? He said, that you said, blah blah blah" "Yeah, I talked to him, but he didn't know anything about saying that. He must have chatheimer's."

Chatheimer's by deseraedawn83 July 27, 2009

catziemers 

Refering to a stupid old cat who is senile

Your retarded cat has catziemers

catziemers by Metamilian September 4, 2014