Catheist 

A person who believes that there are no other gods in existence, apart from cats.

Dude1: what's your religion man?

Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats

Dude1: rad

Catheist by platonymous August 6, 2022

cartheist 

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)

"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"

cartheist by BionicDance June 8, 2019

Cantheist

Somebody who worships the cannabis plant religiously. When registering at a thc-ministry one gets an unlimited marijuhana-license because the first Amendment of US-constitution guarantees religious freedom.

Christian: Do you go to church?
Cantheist: No, I smoke shit to worship god.

Cantheist by LukeSkywalker672 January 10, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022