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Centreism 

The belief that Centrelink is the one true God.
We practice Centreism, because Centrelink controls all things
Centreism by Lomlyhm473 March 6, 2022
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centrisplooge 

In chemistry, when conducting a lab experiment you centrifuge a cloudy white solution. Can describe the action of centrifuging the splooge like liquid or the actual precipitate which may be splooge like.
(V)When Mike was attempting to centrifuge his solution in lab he forgot to put in a test tube of water to balance the centrifuge. As a result he centrisplooged everywhere.

(N)In chemistry we were told to centrifuge a cloudy white solution of centrisplooge.
centrisplooge by AceofTaste April 3, 2013

centrivism

Centrivism is the approach to positive, meaningful and sustainable social change and public policy that seeks to find solutions that are broadly and diversely responsive to efficient and effective ideas and concerns of competing political factions. A person that actively practices or supports centrivism is a centrivist.
That woman running as an independent candidate is a wizard of centrivism. She is such a good listener and so creative in proposing solutions for the city that cause people who have been fighting over the problem to endorse compromises that are better than any of their original ideas.
centrivism by KKattA March 3, 2021

Anti-centrism

Anti centrism is a joke political ideology that centers on calling together all 4 corners of the political compass to set aside there differences and unite under one common goal, to get rid of the moderate centrist majority and turn everyone into an extremist. In effect to Burn the fence down that all the moderates are sitting on and dismantle the Overton Window. There goal Is to get rid of the middle and then culture war it out so a true society can rise from the ashes of political bullshit
After seeing the current political landscape I think anti-centrism is the way to go...

Centerised 

how to say it:
center - eyesed

the act of making something centred
bob centerised his penis
Centerised by your mum chest hair January 19, 2014

Extreme Centrist

A person who despises both the extreme left and the extreme right.
Extreme Leftist: If you don't use my proposed preferred gender pronouns you are a transphobic Nazi fascist bully boy.

Extreme Rightist: If you haven't worked out the elites have formed a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles and only Donald Trump can save us, then you're a radical leftist, Antifa-loving communist traitor.

Extreme Centrist: Can you both just STFU!! You're ruining my social media experience.
Extreme Centrist by DanVH January 28, 2021

Centrist 

A Republican who wants to smoke pot.
“Y’know, I’m somewhat of a centrist myself” *proceeds to subscribe to almost exclusively right-wing beliefs*
Centrist by FRUIITPUNCH September 13, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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