Centreism

The belief that Centrelink is the one true God.

We practice Centreism, because Centrelink controls all things

by Lomlyhm473 March 6, 2022

centrisplooge

In chemistry, when conducting a lab experiment you centrifuge a cloudy white solution. Can describe the action of centrifuging the splooge like liquid or the actual precipitate which may be splooge like.

(V)When Mike was attempting to centrifuge his solution in lab he forgot to put in a test tube of water to balance the centrifuge. As a result he centrisplooged everywhere.

(N)In chemistry we were told to centrifuge a cloudy white solution of centrisplooge.

by AceofTaste April 3, 2013

centrivism

Centrivism is the approach to positive, meaningful and sustainable social change and public policy that seeks to find solutions that are broadly and diversely responsive to efficient and effective ideas and concerns of competing political factions. A person that actively practices or supports centrivism is a centrivist.

That woman running as an independent candidate is a wizard of centrivism. She is such a good listener and so creative in proposing solutions for the city that cause people who have been fighting over the problem to endorse compromises that are better than any of their original ideas.

by KKattA March 3, 2021

Anti-centrism

Anti centrism is a joke political ideology that centers on calling together all 4 corners of the political compass to set aside there differences and unite under one common goal, to get rid of the moderate centrist majority and turn everyone into an extremist. In effect to Burn the fence down that all the moderates are sitting on and dismantle the Overton Window. There goal Is to get rid of the middle and then culture war it out so a true society can rise from the ashes of political bullshit

After seeing the current political landscape I think anti-centrism is the way to go...

by Anonathan Chancler July 12, 2019

Centerised

how to say it:
center - eyesed

the act of making something centred

bob centerised his penis

by your mum chest hair January 19, 2014

Extreme Centrist

A person who despises both the extreme left and the extreme right.

Extreme Leftist: If you don't use my proposed preferred gender pronouns you are a transphobic Nazi fascist bully boy.

Extreme Rightist: If you haven't worked out the elites have formed a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles and only Donald Trump can save us, then you're a radical leftist, Antifa-loving communist traitor.

Extreme Centrist: Can you both just STFU!! You're ruining my social media experience.

by DanVH January 28, 2021

Centrist

A Republican who wants to smoke pot.

“Y’know, I’m somewhat of a centrist myself” *proceeds to subscribe to almost exclusively right-wing beliefs*

by FRUIITPUNCH September 13, 2019