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monotheistic 

Adj. Pertaining to a belief system with only one almighty god.
Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are monotheistic.
monotheistic by Downstrike May 24, 2004

Misotheism 

Misotheism is the hatred of God, or the Gods.

At times, Misotheism can stem from a horrible moment in a persons life where the person feels they have been mistreated by God. But most Misotheists are people who either:

- Find the teachings of the God they believe in to be immoral and wrong.

- Feel that the Holy Book of the God they believe in paints an image of an evil God, rather than a wholy good one.

- Blame God for the suffering in the world.

- A combination of the three.

These are the major reasons for Misotheism, though there can be any others, and the only 'requirement' of being a Misotheism is that you hate God.

A person does not even have to believe in a God to be a Misotheist. Simply hating the idea of God and the image portrayed of him/her/it is enough to be classed as a Misotheist.

Misotheism is not to be confused with Dystheism, Maltheism, Antitheism, or Satanism.
- Insert example involving Misotheism here -
Misotheism by xX-Joanne-Xx March 30, 2008

Moneytheism 

The ungodly obsession with the almighty dollar. Taken from the root word monotheism or monotheistic with the part mono (meaning one) removed to denote that when your talking about money, one is never enough.
Benjamin has converted to moneytheism because his spiritual wealth failed to produce interest.
Moneytheism by Skrow January 21, 2009

Monthism 

the belief that groups of humans possess different behavioural and physical traits corresponding to which month they were born in.
Person A: How old do you think I am?
Person B: Idk, you look like a January guy.
Person A: THAT'S MONTHISM
Monthism by Yeeperdoodles May 1, 2020

monosheist

An adherent to the belief that there is only one woman who is right for you and that there is no point in being with anyone else, even if she doesn't want to have anything to do with you − ever.
Horton was a staunch monosheist till the very end. After letting his one and only true love, Marissa , slip through his fingers − the self-same fingers with which he would fingerbang her maloderous pudendum every night upon the dusty floor of his bedroom as she bled and yelled "Harder! Harder! − he cut his testicles off with a butter knife and vowed a life of celibacy.
monosheist by Hotan April 19, 2018

Monotheistic gain 

The worship of currency and believing that is all you need in life in order to make it better
The fact that everyone has a price proves that monotheistic gain exists
Monotheistic gain by CrazedMilkMan September 3, 2023
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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