Concy 

Used by a small group of people in the East Ayrshire area. Means 'concentrate' or to think about something deeply. Normally used to make a sentence more colourful, shorten the word or get a few laughs.

Often shouted in classes, if people are being too loud, or to scare first years.
Created by Craig 'Duncan' Duncan, and David 'DK' Kerr.

Pronounced:con-sai

"Man a cannae Concy"

"Hang oan a minute ah need to Concy"

Concy by slypandington February 25, 2010

Concy 

Victor, i know youre looking at this, SO HI

Umm... Macaroni ;3

(Basically another word for kinky btw)

"I don't know where to put it!" ...
"CONCY"

Concy by saucePAN11037 September 17, 2020

CONCY

Someone who is dense in the head, not all their, or just in general slow, pissing you off and doing way to much

Fuck, Why is she acting Concy

CONCY by McFartSniff August 19, 2026

The concy 

The concy is a mysterious place which has legends walking round it. The first one is the king of the concy (a Mike Thurston lookalike)
The king has numerous enemies, he despises the prince of the concy (dingle) due to his unprecedented and unusual behaviour.
However his worst enemy is gremlins, these come in groups of 5 plus and are absolute twerps

Yo g have you seen the king of the concy recently

Ye g he’s been mocking the prince again

The concy by Gym lord May 8, 2022

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit

University of Scandal and Conceit, led by Sad Max, became the most corrupt college administration in history. A med school dean was found with a drugged-up 21-year-old woman; he was allowed to remain on faculty, see patients, and raise money until 2017. An FBI sting caught the men’s basketball associate coach taking thousands in bribes. The film school’s chief panhandler, Queen Elizabeth, collected a mountain of dead students while accepting cash from an inside trader ($5M) and director Bryan Singer ($5M) - he was accused of sexual assault of a minor. Queen Elizabeth rejected a $5M female scholarship endowment by rapist Harvey Weinstein only after a student-led petition labeled the gift “blood money.” An entire class of graduate students in the School of Art and Design quit in protest due to poor instruction and academics. A gynecologist sexually abused hundreds of students over 30 years. He resigned with a financial payout. USC declined to inform patients or report him to the state medical board until a nurse filed a complaint about the doctor to an on-campus rape crisis center. An athletic director allegedly accepted more than $1.3 million in bribes including $500K from actress Laurie Loughlin. Loughlin’s daughter, Princess Jaded, bragged on YouTube about attending USC only to attend parties. TMZ found Princess Jaded sunbathing on the head of the USC Board of Trustee’s $100M yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal broke. Apparently, Laurie was not playing with a full house.

Teen: After high school, I want to go to USC - University of Scandal and Conceit.

Parent: The University of Scandal and Conceit? Perhaps you should rethink your options. You have a "C" average. I don't have $10,000 to bribe your way into the university and you don't even play water polo.

Teen: Horses can swim? You don't need to bribe anyone because I'm going to be a film student.

Parent: You want me to pay Queen Elizabeth $1,000 a credit so she can attend European film conferences, while collecting $65,000 a year just for sitting on the board of an editing software company? All you will get after graduation is a job answering phones in West Hollywood and running to Ralph's to restock the production company's kitchen.

Teen: I spend all my time on my iPhone now.

Parent: You're going to a community college for two years, then you can transfer to UCLA, Cal State Northridge, Cal State LA, or Cal State Long Beach. Steven Spielberg had a "C" average in high school and he went to film school at Cal State Long Beach.

Teen: I guess I'll hang out with the Queen Mary for a couple of years.

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit by G. Floyd December 13, 2020

CONCACAFed

When a sports team is a victim of corrupt fucking officiating in any sport. This phenomena Predominantly occurs in football matches in North/Central America and the Caribbean

We weren’t given the penalty because the assistant referee CONCACAFed us.

CONCACAFed by tman02 March 11, 2020

molar concentration 

Something you learn in chemistry which my cousin calls hell

I would rather eat Popeyes biscuit than learn molar concentration

molar concentration by Aughbygarrison May 16, 2022