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The penalty on Juventus on April 11, 2018 was like a dagger Ronaldo inserted into the heart of Juventus hope.
Penalty by DonLebanon May 25, 2018
That's when you talk shit and get banned from the spot.
When i tried to split with the beer that guy never even told me about the cop, But when i talked shit little did i know he was a drug lord, I go back and about 8 people at the spot were pissed and called penalty.
penalty by White Vato August 2, 2006
Where you bend over the misses walk back 7 steps and full pelt ram your cock balls deep in her tight pussy
Penalty by Thegingegod October 30, 2019
Penalty Given: Whos going to take it. Luke Maguire: im here
Penalty by senorpenalty123456789 January 23, 2022
Messi loves penalty
penalty by TAIM'S WIFE April 13, 2023

Penalty stroke 

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.
Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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