dean

dean is the type of person to deal out math homework like no one ever has. he stands and walks as if he were superior to everyone around him, but we don't complain (because he's fucking god on earth). dean's smile lights up the darkest of rooms, and his homework always puts answers on other student's papers. dean is not only an outstanding student, but also maintains a HUGE penis to slap down any man coming his way. his balls are made of steel, and he can conquer any task given. we ALL love dean. no excuses. (he may also own a meme account).
"did you see dean over there?"

"yeah, tell him to send the math homework"
by tilpss May 19, 2019
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a cute kid, usually short in stature. he uses sarcasm way to much and cannot stay serious for more than an hour maximum. usually funny, but over the years looses their fo'shizzle as maturity starts to overcome them. has dance moves, way way to cool for the d floor and probably should not bring them out into public. even though sometimes, he can be a bit nasty with his sarcasm and shit jokes, that you dont no if there serious or not, a dean is an amazing person, who any girl would be lucky be with because dean is one of the sweetest guys you could meet and one that youd be stupid to let go off.
girl 1: look at that kid skating, he looks cute
girl 2: oh yeah, thats dean, of course hed look cute ;)
by jay jay day day September 25, 2010
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(noun or verb) Term used for someone with a Midas Touch, e.g. to be able "to make 50 cents a dollar." See also "Goobie."
"He won the lottery on his very first ticket? What a dean!" "He was dealt another winning hand, he's really deaning us." 'We totally got deaned."
by rossfish January 29, 2020
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damn dean is a hood nigga.
by darnell darnellson December 06, 2010
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One of the best guitar manufacturers in the world. Some of their main customer/ex-customers are Dimebag Darrel and Michael Angelo Batio. They make amazing double neck and quad guitars.
Dude: oh dude you seen the quad guitar dean designed for Michael Angelo???
by tony-montana January 06, 2008
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someone who can literally do anything, he can make you fall inlove without doing anything. is a cold-hearted and introverted person but is a VERY fun person to be around when you know them. funny, he’s funny. cold as hell in text but so fun in real life. has a really pretty eyes and smile :)))
by future gf, hopefully November 25, 2021
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A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.
"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"
by Alex Quantashassle July 16, 2008
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