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A referee, or "ref" for short, is a person whose job is to ensure that the rules of a competitive event are observed and obeyed, or at least in theory. In reality, they are the scapegoats for any shortcomings that the players have and are generally treated like utter shit by both players and spectators alike.
Soccer Player: Dude, that referee was such a fucking piece of shit. Hey, nice call, fucker!

Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to manage a fair game, only to have half of the field scream vulgarities and death threats at you, then vandalize your car?

Soccer Player: But...but...it was a bad call.

Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.
referee by DLoc1337 August 27, 2008
In a threesome involving 2 guys and one girl where the girl is penetrated both anally and vaginally the person who places his or her hands on the woman's taint to keep the gentlemen's balls from touching.
Yeah, I had a threesome last night...no...not the good kind...and we didn't even have a referee.
Referee by Beef Swellington January 30, 2009
A blind crazy idiot at a basketball game
Who needs to be stripped of theee clothes and glued to the floor
Stupid referee
Referee by Loveyahey December 12, 2020
When the referee made several dozen bad calls resulting in our team losing the game, we were angry.
referee by Ivan Ivan'ch July 20, 2008
1. Someone who screws you over when all is on the line. These are the people not good enough to be atheletes themselves, so instead they must take up the pin-stripes and make bad calls upsetting everyone in a vengeful way. Disregard any "official" title around their name, because the only thing official about them is their rug-munching nature and horrid calls.

see blind homosexual backstabber
Dude, that referee over there didn't even call a penalty when I got a stick broke in my ass!
referee by Joefus March 5, 2005
the person who receives a paycheck from Barcelona
Barca player: *not even touched*
referee: PENALTY
Referee by TAIM'S WIFE April 13, 2023