Cõence 

A fat prick

Don't be a Cõence

Cõence by Paul Brian September 18, 2017

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit

University of Scandal and Conceit, led by Sad Max, became the most corrupt college administration in history. A med school dean was found with a drugged-up 21-year-old woman; he was allowed to remain on faculty, see patients, and raise money until 2017. An FBI sting caught the men’s basketball associate coach taking thousands in bribes. The film school’s chief panhandler, Queen Elizabeth, collected a mountain of dead students while accepting cash from an inside trader ($5M) and director Bryan Singer ($5M) - he was accused of sexual assault of a minor. Queen Elizabeth rejected a $5M female scholarship endowment by rapist Harvey Weinstein only after a student-led petition labeled the gift “blood money.” An entire class of graduate students in the School of Art and Design quit in protest due to poor instruction and academics. A gynecologist sexually abused hundreds of students over 30 years. He resigned with a financial payout. USC declined to inform patients or report him to the state medical board until a nurse filed a complaint about the doctor to an on-campus rape crisis center. An athletic director allegedly accepted more than $1.3 million in bribes including $500K from actress Laurie Loughlin. Loughlin’s daughter, Princess Jaded, bragged on YouTube about attending USC only to attend parties. TMZ found Princess Jaded sunbathing on the head of the USC Board of Trustee’s $100M yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal broke. Apparently, Laurie was not playing with a full house.

Teen: After high school, I want to go to USC - University of Scandal and Conceit.

Parent: The University of Scandal and Conceit? Perhaps you should rethink your options. You have a "C" average. I don't have $10,000 to bribe your way into the university and you don't even play water polo.

Teen: Horses can swim? You don't need to bribe anyone because I'm going to be a film student.

Parent: You want me to pay Queen Elizabeth $1,000 a credit so she can attend European film conferences, while collecting $65,000 a year just for sitting on the board of an editing software company? All you will get after graduation is a job answering phones in West Hollywood and running to Ralph's to restock the production company's kitchen.

Teen: I spend all my time on my iPhone now.

Parent: You're going to a community college for two years, then you can transfer to UCLA, Cal State Northridge, Cal State LA, or Cal State Long Beach. Steven Spielberg had a "C" average in high school and he went to film school at Cal State Long Beach.

Teen: I guess I'll hang out with the Queen Mary for a couple of years.

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit by G. Floyd December 13, 2020

Socially Concerned 

Ostensibly it means caring about society. Being concerned about the things that are wrong with society such as increasing violent crime, an increasingly stressed health service, the marginalisation of the disadvantaged members of society, the list is pretty much endless; those who are truly socially concerned then try to do something about it. Unfortunately as in the case of the chattering classes the socially concerned individuals only pay lip-service to whatever cause is fashionable and they do sfa.

Most so-called socially concerned just talk about the latest fashionable cause, they don’t actually do anything to help.

Socially Concerned by AKACroatalin May 26, 2015

rock concert

A Huge event of live rock music, attended by 10,000s of people. A Really Freaking Great time with hearing all the Greats!

I've been to many a rock concert & they were all Kickass Awesome!

rock concert by Starchylde July 16, 2016

Post Concert Depression 

Also known as PCD, it is the depression after your favorite band or singer's concert. You feel like you miss them a lot even though they don't know you, and you don't know what to do with your life because your life is so boring out side of a concert. Sometimes, symptoms are so bad that you cry a lot, can't eat anything, and don't talk to anyone. A lot of the time you'll be looking at the pictures or videos you took at the concert or watch other people's recordings on YouTube.

Hey, Susie, you look really sad. Didn't you have a good time at the concert you went to last night?

Nah, man, leave her alone. She must be suffering with post concert depression.

Post Concert Depression by A sexy unicorn December 29, 2013

Post concert depression 

After seeing your favourite singer(s) play live, you might get PCD, post concert depression. Not cause they weren’t what you were expecting, but cause you saw your idol just a few feet in front of you, and you realise you might never see them again. (Lazy description of it)

Person A: what’s up with B?
Person C: they saw Twenty one pilots yesterday.
Person A: why are they still crying?
Person C: PCD
Person A: what’s that?
Person C: post concert depression.

Post concert depression by Banditø May 4, 2019

coenet 

Coenet is the girl who everybody wants but only one guy can have. She is insanely adorable and beautiful and sexy as well. She is kind and giving and will go anywhere for you. The best friend you will ever have in your life. She is loyal and will not leave you no matter what.

"Look at that girl."
"That's Coenet."
"She's cute."
"Sexy too."

coenet by IamTheJMan July 1, 2014