Bullcrumb 

Total rubbish; an alternative to saying bullshit without swearing

What a load of bullcrumb!

Bullcrumb by d_t_d August 5, 2023

bumcrumble 

like bumcheese but a few days older

Mum picked up John's pants from his bedroom floor and shook them free of BumCrumble

bumcrumble by Mark November 10, 2003

Bulltrump 

A load of bullshit so false, so vile, so disgusting that to call it bullshit is an insult to both bulls and their excrement

Everything 45 tweets is a load of bulltrump

Bulltrump by Grumpy173 January 20, 2018

Bullcrud 

A polite way of saying bulls**t or bullcrap.

That's bullcrud!

Bullcrud by Matthew678 July 3, 2019

buttcrumbs 

What your dirty butt leaves behind after you sit on something clean.

Lunchlady: *finishs cleaning table*
11yr old girl: *sits on freshly cleaned table*
Lunchlady: get yer buttcrumbs offa meh table!
11yr old girl: what?

buttcrumbs by letsmakefunofhipsters April 23, 2008

Bullcrunch 

The time in every project life cycle when everyone who's been sleeping on the job wakes up and decides to 'add value.'

"I received three memos today suggesting totally arbitrary changes. We must be entering the bullcrunch."

Bullcrunch by Giuliano Maciocci October 20, 2008

buttcrumb 

A turtle head that has gone too far and is now held betwixt thou cheeks until such time that thou is prepared to drop the buttcrumb in its final destination.

Where is the nearest waste receptacle? I need to rid myself of this buttcrumb

buttcrumb by lindseynotmelo July 3, 2012