buttcrumb

A turtle head that has gone too far and is now held betwixt thou cheeks until such time that thou is prepared to drop the buttcrumb in its final destination.

Where is the nearest waste receptacle? I need to rid myself of this buttcrumb

by lindseynotmelo July 3, 2012

Buttfumble

(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.

Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.

by KRHimself December 30, 2012

buttchumpstin

A true friend who always Enjoys!!!!!

That buttchumpstin partied so hard last night, he woke up naked on your parents floor.

by The stream September 28, 2021

Butt Crumb

A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.

Q: Whos that butt crumb trying to surf?
A: He's a nobody

by nevergetscranked July 9, 2009

buttcrust eater

n. (Vulgar) One who practices unclean analingus. See also buttcrust, analingus

She ate his buttcrust and threw up.

by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003

Buttcrush

A type of activity in wich a person (majorly female) sits in an object (mostly cake) for sexual pleasure.
It's also considered a type of pornography.

Hey know any sites with buttcrush videos ?

by ThingsAboutStuff August 4, 2015

buttcrust

(sometimes hyphenated butt-crust)

n. Hardened fecal matter not cleansed from the anal area. (Usually Vulgar)

Quaid's excessive buttcrust stained his underwear.

by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003