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Definitions by d_t_d

Benidorm Grumet

When your buddy does a fart in a lift with at least 10 floors to go and you are left suffering gagging from the smell trying to get away from it while your friend wafts it in your face saying "go on, have another waft" and explains what he ate to make the whole experience worse. "go on, it was that curry i had last night, must be the rice"
I did another Benidorm Grumet and my friend said i'm not getting in a lift with you again!
Benidorm Grumet by d_t_d September 28, 2026

Bullcrumb 

Total rubbish; an alternative to saying bullshit without swearing
What a load of bullcrumb!
Bullcrumb by d_t_d August 5, 2023