Matthew678's definitions

Dumbalpshole

A much funnier way of calling someone a dumb@$$hole without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff for no reason you dumbalpshole!

by Matthew678 June 11, 2019

For heck's sake

Just like for fuck's sake but way less offensive.

Give me my freakin' iPhone back for heck's sake!

by Matthew678 January 9, 2019

Fudge off

A non-curse word synonym of f*** off.

Guy 1: Hello, donkeyhole!

Guy 2: Fudge off!!!!

by Matthew678 February 12, 2019

Bullcrud

A polite way of saying bulls**t or bullcrap.

That's bullcrud!

by Matthew678 July 3, 2019

Roostersucker

Used by people who feel like swearing but without actually swearing by using rooster as a synonym for cock.

That idiotic roostersucker wouldn't move out of my flippin' way!

by Matthew678 February 12, 2019

Corksucker

A replacement for c**ksucker when you don't want to swear.

You're a fricking corksucker!

by Matthew678 April 4, 2019

Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

by Matthew678 May 24, 2019