45 definitions by Matthew678

Shut the front door

A most useful expression for shut the f**k up. Used when in annoyance, frustration, anger, etc.

Person 1: Kill yourself!

Person 2: Shut the front door!!!!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

Mothertrucking

Same meaning as motherf***ing but less offensive to use.

Get the truck out of my neighborhood you mothertrucking idiot!

by Matthew678 January 9, 2019

Fairy godmother

Used as a euphemism for f***ing c*cks*cker that was used in the TV edited version of The Usual Suspects.

Hand me the keys you fairy godmother!

by Matthew678 January 14, 2019

Alpshole

A cleaner version of calling someone an a**hole without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff you alpshole!

by Matthew678 April 18, 2019

Dumbbutt

Like dumba** but more appropriate to use.

That guy is such a dumbbutt!

by Matthew678 August 20, 2019

Bullcrud

A polite way of saying bulls**t or bullcrap.

That's bullcrud!

by Matthew678 July 3, 2019

Bottomhole

1. The anus

2. Another word for a**hole without swearing

You stupid bottomhole!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019