Matthew678's definitions

Bullcrud

A polite way of saying bulls**t or bullcrap.

That's bullcrud!

by Matthew678 July 3, 2019

Shut the front door

A most useful expression for shut the f**k up. Used when in annoyance, frustration, anger, etc.

Person 1: Kill yourself!

Person 2: Shut the front door!!!!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

Hassle

Due to the pronunciation of the word hassle that reminds people of the word a**hole, it can be used as a euphemism for a**hole.

He's a total hassle!

by Matthew678 January 15, 2019

Roostersucker

Used by people who feel like swearing but without actually swearing by using rooster as a synonym for cock.

That idiotic roostersucker wouldn't move out of my flippin' way!

by Matthew678 February 12, 2019

Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

by Matthew678 May 24, 2019

Corksucker

A replacement for c**ksucker when you don't want to swear.

You're a fricking corksucker!

by Matthew678 April 4, 2019

Fudge you

A way of saying f**k you without swearing.

Mike: You're a dumb crap!
Bob: Fudge you!

by Matthew678 April 3, 2019