Matthew678's definitions

Fairy godmother

Used as a euphemism for f***ing c*cks*cker that was used in the TV edited version of The Usual Suspects.

Hand me the keys you fairy godmother!

by Matthew678 January 14, 2019

Dumbalps

A funnier way of calling someone a dumb@$$ without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff for no reason you dumbalps!

by Matthew678 May 19, 2019

Shut the front gate

A synonym for shut the front door and a useful expression for shut the f**k up without really swearing.

Person 1: Can you say the F-word?

Person 2: Shut the front gate!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

A-hole

Used as a euphemistic reference to the word a**hole (A.K.A. ar**hole) without using the actual word.

He called me an a-hole!

by Matthew678 February 16, 2019

Fudge you

A way of saying f**k you without swearing.

Mike: You're a dumb crap!
Bob: Fudge you!

by Matthew678 April 3, 2019

Corksucker

A replacement for c**ksucker when you don't want to swear.

You're a fricking corksucker!

by Matthew678 April 4, 2019

Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

by Matthew678 May 24, 2019