Brounch

The sound it makes when a body part gets closed in a car door.

My hand has been killing me ever since oscar fucking brounched my hand in the car door.

by YesIamTwo December 12, 2009

Brounch

When two male friends go to lunch together.

Bro #1: Hey Bro, wanna go to Brounch?
Bro #2: Yeah Bro, I'm leaving the office right now! Meet you at Paco Royale in 5.

by VP of Moisture Management August 6, 2010

Croncho Broncho

A god that is the most powerful creature. Many of his followers are from near the Wisconsin area. A small cult of 4 people who started this pack. K, K, M, and C.

Croncho Broncho is my ultimate daddy.

God I love Croncho Broncho.

by Croncho Broncho follower May 20, 2022

Bronchkin

A word to describe a young bro kid, usually under the age of 16. It combines "Bro" and "Munchkin."

Wade: See that little faggot bro kid over there on his huffy?

John: Total Bronchkin.

by wad3 September 27, 2009

Brunch Democrat

A slang term usually aimed at American Democrat voters (generally those who are upper middle class or rich) who care more about being mildly inconvenienced by not being able to go to brunch than they do about people who aren't as better off as them.

The term originated during the Women's March on Washington in 2017, where several white women held up signs that said "If Hillary were president, we'd be at brunch."

"In American politics you can be one of three people: The Millionaire, The poor Republican/Democrat, or the Brunch Democrat. No one likes the Brunch Democrat."

by Julius J October 27, 2020

cardiovascular bronchitis

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

Big Gay Brunch

"BGB" for short, this is a phenomenon which occurs generally on Sundays but may happen on a Saturday. It starts with the idea of cooking brunch, but balloons out of control with a mini-party of anywhere between 5-15 people in the kitchen cooking, blasting music and dancing. The actual food itself becomes a distraction as it's more important to be in the dance cage at this point drinking straight from the champagne bottle that was originally meant for classy mimosas. Most people call out of work the next day.

"Hey Chip, you heading over to Big Gay Brunch"? "Oh HELL no. Last week I didn't make it into work until Wednesday"

by thomidu June 17, 2013