Brunch

A quicker way to say “I plan to be wasted before noon!”

“BRUNCH, bitches!!!”

by Nsid December 11, 2018

Brunch

Food eaten whenever the fuck during the day because the person eating it is fancy as fuck.

Alex: "You're going to brunch? It's already past lunch."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."

by DDDouche May 10, 2015

Brunch

A meal eaten when you wake up too late to have breakfast, but do not want to go until lunch without having eaten. Instead you have a single meal called brunch.

It is commonly eaten at the weekend. It is common in England but seems less so in America

Person 1: Hey, do you want to go for lunch?

Person 2: No, thanks, I got up late so I had brunch

by Soodonim December 23, 2013

Brunch

A group of Caucasian people.

I had dinner with a brunch of friends.

by Mesolimbo August 25, 2008

Brunch

The act of eating ass after a long nights fuck.

We fucked all night, so when we woke up she offered me brunch.

by Andelicio April 27, 2015

Brunch

A new meal added between breakfast and lunch. All in all, a very difficult concept to understand.

If I microwave some leftover pizza, but do so at eleven in the morning, would it be classified as breakfast or brunch?

by Diggity Monkeez May 01, 2005

Brunch

10:34 exactly, the time at which for one single minute simpletons cannot decide what to eat.

So they call it something other than breakfast or lunch to satisfy their millennial avocado toast desires...

"Hey, what time should we have brunch?"
"Is 11 okay?"
"I was thinking 10 maybe?"
"10:34...?"
"Perfect"

by Iwoulddoanythingfornewjordans September 02, 2017