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A quicker way to say โ€œI plan to be wasted before noon!โ€
โ€œBRUNCH, bitches!!!โ€
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Contraction of breakfast and lunch, usually occurring around the hour of 11 a.m. Typically reserved for snobs and biddies who like tea and jam.
"Muffy, would you care for a bit of brunch after tennis? I can make reservations at the Forsythia Garden Tea House."

"Splendid. Do."
by Skaught April 04, 2004
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The most important gay meal of the day.
I was having lovely brunch with Kenny and Chester at Over Easy the other day. You really should try their sassy eggs. They're fabulous!
by Rugby Kitten February 06, 2010
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Food eaten whenever the fuck during the day because the person eating it is fancy as fuck.
Alex: "You're going to brunch? It's already past lunch."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."
by DDDouche May 10, 2015
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It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
Helen Lovejoy: Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?"
by Mel January 22, 2006
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A meal eaten when you wake up too late to have breakfast, but do not want to go until lunch without having eaten. Instead you have a single meal called brunch.

It is commonly eaten at the weekend. It is common in England but seems less so in America
Person 1: Hey, do you want to go for lunch?

Person 2: No, thanks, I got up late so I had brunch
by Soodonim December 23, 2013
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