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Brunched 

When dating a chick and she goes out for brunch with a different dude when your gone.
Bro luke just got brunched
Brunched by Osmall June 10, 2020

Brunched 

The act of your girl going out for brunch with another guy when your out of town
Bro like just got brunched!
Brunched by Osmall June 10, 2020

Snuggles and brunched 

When a casual sexual hookup contains a full night of close physical contact followed by a large meal and morning drink specials (bloody mary’s, bottomless mimosas). This combination can take what started as a one-night stand and turn it into an instant relationship.
What’s up with Matt and that chick? Didn’t they just meet last night? Why are they making out and crying over there? It’s like a scene from the notebook!”
“Yeah, he got snuggles and brunched again!”
To be at the maximum level of hungover a human being can possibly sustain.
I’m so bunched this morning I’m going to binge watch Sabrina The Teenage Witch and eat left over Taco Bell
Bunched by Goose10304 August 29, 2021

Bruncher 

A Bruncher is somebody who puts on the blinkers and sees the fine details of life. They believe in quality over quantity, fine craftsmanship, $1 coffees, footyball, insulting commoners, payphones, spiced apple and chamomile tea, Shapes, and pointing at their groin area (or crevice).
Hey Cyril, did you hear about Sanjeev? Apparently a Bruncher stole his car and drove to Queensland singing Patrick Hernandez songs for the whole journey,
Bruncher by Dzhimara June 9, 2019

bruncledad 

I have seen many explanations of this, but here I will explain how it works:
A chav girl has sex with her chav brother, who is also her father which is not uncommon. They produce a chav child, which will biologically be both her brother and her son. At the age of about 8, the chav child will have sex with it's chav mother afore mentioned 'chav girl', producing another child to which the previous chav child will be brother, uncle, and dad.
chav: im gona see ma da tonight.
chav#: e's ur uncle too rite?
chav: yeah an my bro. e's my bruncledad.
bruncledad by cait h July 22, 2007