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A cross between your typical, run-of-the-mill Douche Bag and a "Bro." This is generally a guy who thinks he is Joe Cool himself. He is so far up his own ass that he can taste brain. Said guy usually pops his collar and wears Oakley sunglasses on the back of his head. Attends parties so he can yell random 'party' words.

Guy - "Chad ruined the whole fuckin' party because he thinks screaming and yelling "PARTY!" every 5 seconds makes it a 'good time.'"
Girl - "I know. My friend had sex with him when she was drunk last week. She said he wore his hat backwards the whole time and kept asking her if she had seen '2 Cups 1 Girl.'"
Guy and Girl - "What a Brouche."
Brouche by mrbrightside1138 November 10, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
This is what happens when your bro is being a douche. He becomes a "brouche."
Bro 1: "Dude, you just flipped the fucking pong table over! Stop being a brouche!"

Bro 2: "Sorry bro"
Brouche by BoulderBro July 9, 2011
Brit + Douche = Brouche

a british douche
brouche by BIoTeCH January 3, 2006

brouche bag 

A "brouche bag" is a bro who is a douche bag.
Paul: How come every weekend the Taco Bell parking lot is filled with trucks, underage girls, and guys all wearing Affliction shirts, True Religion jeans, and eccos?
Frank: They're "brouche bags" Paul...
brouche bag by Alaskorean September 12, 2013

brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)

A bro who is a d bag.
Yeah, that guy's a total b bag (i.e., brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)).

Brouche Bag 

A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.
"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."

"oof, im so sorry"
Brouche Bag by smokyjones January 24, 2024

Amuse-Bouche 

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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