Brouche

A cross between your typical, run-of-the-mill Douche Bag and a "Bro." This is generally a guy who thinks he is Joe Cool himself. He is so far up his own ass that he can taste brain. Said guy usually pops his collar and wears Oakley sunglasses on the back of his head. Attends parties so he can yell random 'party' words.

Guy - "Chad ruined the whole fuckin' party because he thinks screaming and yelling "PARTY!" every 5 seconds makes it a 'good time.'"
Girl - "I know. My friend had sex with him when she was drunk last week. She said he wore his hat backwards the whole time and kept asking her if she had seen '2 Cups 1 Girl.'"
Guy and Girl - "What a Brouche."

by mrbrightside1138 November 10, 2007

Brouche

This is what happens when your bro is being a douche. He becomes a "brouche."

Bro 1: "Dude, you just flipped the fucking pong table over! Stop being a brouche!"

Bro 2: "Sorry bro"

by BoulderBro July 9, 2011

brouche

Brit + Douche = Brouche

a british douche

prince william is such a brouche

by BIoTeCH January 3, 2006

brouche bag

A "brouche bag" is a bro who is a douche bag.

Paul: How come every weekend the Taco Bell parking lot is filled with trucks, underage girls, and guys all wearing Affliction shirts, True Religion jeans, and eccos?
Frank: They're "brouche bags" Paul...

by Alaskorean September 12, 2013

brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)

A bro who is a d bag.

Yeah, that guy's a total b bag (i.e., brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)).

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

Brouche Bag

A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.

"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."

"oof, im so sorry"

by smokyjones January 24, 2024

Amuse-Bouche

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020