Bruncher

A Bruncher is somebody who puts on the blinkers and sees the fine details of life. They believe in quality over quantity, fine craftsmanship, $1 coffees, footyball, insulting commoners, payphones, spiced apple and chamomile tea, Shapes, and pointing at their groin area (or crevice).

Hey Cyril, did you hear about Sanjeev? Apparently a Bruncher stole his car and drove to Queensland singing Patrick Hernandez songs for the whole journey,

by Dzhimara June 9, 2019

Bruncher

n. The first meal you eat when you have not had any food (or meals) the whole day until dinner time.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.

I woke up at 3pm today and had my Bruncher at around 6.

Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?

by princess crys October 17, 2008

Bruncher

Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner, similar to brunch this is an inbetween meal.

Bruncher is when brunch is eaten between lunch and dinner.

Common times to eat this meal are between 2pm and 4 pm

We ate a late breakfast today and weren't hungry for lunch so we decided to eat Bruncher

by H&B Definitions July 4, 2016

bruncher

A person who once a day eats breakfast, lunch and dinner as one meal and in one sitting, at any given time.

Sam is having his bruncher.

by petite weapon mass destruction February 27, 2025

Butt Bruncher

One who enjoys a good butt for brunch.

"Gee Simon, you really are a Butt Bruncher! You ate an awful lot of butts!"

"By golly Jimbo! Is that fecal matter on your moustache you smelly butt bruncher!"

by Butt Bruncher Willis August 9, 2009

brunchner

A meal that combines breakfast, lunch, and dinner together. Usually consumed after 3pm.

Danny: Is Gina coming to the dinner tonight?
Sandy: No, she's so busy she's only got time for brunchners.

by xchibi April 4, 2009

turd buncher

One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.

"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."

by Rupert Gehmlich March 14, 2006