busturbation
busturbation by NuttyByNature2 July 21, 2010
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Bassturbation
Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.
Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.
Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'
Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'
Bassturbation by TWC.TV March 16, 2017
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bansturbation
A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.
This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.
This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.
bansturbation by Narkybeast September 15, 2010
Blasturbation
Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.
Blasturbation by Mark May 26, 2004
bedsturbation
When a guy lays face down to a bed and starts producing friction between said bed and his junk. Used at times in public spaces when said guy is horny and fakes being tired in order to bedsturbate.
Bedsturbation"
"Dude, we were talking about this hot chick in our hotel room and I got the hardest boner ever"
"And, what did you do?"
"What d'ya think? I bedsturbated.."
"Dude, we were talking about this hot chick in our hotel room and I got the hardest boner ever"
"And, what did you do?"
"What d'ya think? I bedsturbated.."
bedsturbation by sickguy1978 August 3, 2012
Busterbating
The act of masturbating on public transportation in view of other riders. Can be performed by a bus bandit or even by a driver or conductors. For an extra thrill, you can also videotape yourself and post the videos later online for others to enjoy. The solo version of a bus job.
"I was on my way to work this morning and the guy in front of me was either busterbating or he had one nasty case of crabs."
Busterbating by adurabull August 26, 2013
Beasturbation
To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.
"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."
"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
Beasturbation by coolpeople9809 August 31, 2011
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